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H​A​V​E A S​P​O​O​K​Y F​U​C​K​I​N​G C​H​R​I​S​T​M​A​S

by Merrell Nesker

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I WAS WALKING HOME FROM DOING CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

SUDDENLY, I WAS SET UPON BY A GANG OF WITCHES

THEY TURNED ALL MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING INTO FROGS, THEN THEY STARTED KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME

IN TRYING TO DEFEND MYSELF, I SHANKED ONE OF THE WITCHES WITH A CANDY CANE

MOLTEN BLOOD SPRAYED ALL OVER ME

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

I RAN FOR MY LIFE AS THE OTHER WITCHES PURSUED ME

THERE WERE FOUR OF THEM LEFT

AS I DUCKED INTO A BACK ALLEY, TWO OF THEM CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE

WE FOUGHT FEROCIOUSLY

I SMASHED ONE OF THE WITCH'S OWN POTION BOTTLES OVER HER HEAD

AS HER HEAD MELTED AWAY TO NOTHING, I SHANKED HER EVIL FRIEND, PRISON-STYLE

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

merry christmas

merry christmas

THE LAST TWO WITCHES CAUGHT UP TO ME

WHEN THEY SAW HOW I HANDLED THEIR STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS, THEY SURRENDERED

THEY CONJURED UP MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

THEY GAVE ME WAY MORE THAN I'D BOUGHT ORIGINALLY

I TOLD THEM TO FUCK OFF AND PUT THEIR SKILLS TO PROPER USE

I TOLD THEM TO GO AND HELP THE HOMELESS SHELTERS ON CHRISTMAS DAY

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HAVE A SPOOKY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

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released December 25, 2016
Merrell Nesker: production, drum patterns, vocals, artwork

Emma J: muse

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