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by Merrell Nesker

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ＢＵＳＨＷＩＣＫ 03:01
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ＲＡＣＩＳＴＳ， ＨＯＭＯＰＨＯＢＥＳ， ＰＡＥＤＯＰＨＩＬＥ ＰＲＩＥＳＴＳ 02:49
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RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS- FUCK OFF! YOU BETTER KNOW YOU'RE NOT WANTED AIN'T NO ONE ALIVE GOT TIME FOR YOUR SHIT ACTING LIKE YOU'RE A PUT-UPON MINORITY JUST DROP THE HYPOCRISY AND SAY WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HATE 'POLITICAL CORRECTNESS' YOU HATE THAT PEOPLE WON'T LET YOU TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS YOU'RE NOT 'ALTERNATIVE', MATE- YOU'RE JUST A DICKHEAD EVEN THE EDGELORDS THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT BUT KEEP ON BLAMING BROWN PEOPLE FOR YOUR PROBLEMS YOU MOLESTED YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER AND YOUR PARENTS ARE YOUR COUSINS BUT GAY PEOPLE ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD? GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CRUCIFIX, CUNT RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS THE POLICE CAME TO YOUR HOUSE TO ARREST YOU FOR MOLESTING YOUR BROTHER THEY ALSO FOUND YOUR PLANS TO BLOW UP THE LOCAL MOSQUE THEY FOUND INDECENT IMAGES OF KIDS ON YOUR LAPTOP BECAUSE YOU WERE A WHITE GUY WHO HAPPENED TO BE GOOD AT LACROSSE, YOU WERE SENTENCED TO SIX MONTHS OF PROBATION, AND SENT STRAIGHT HOME RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS- FUCK OFF!
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ＴＯＮＹ ＢＬＡＩＲ， ＷＡＲ ＣＲＩＭＩＮＡＬ ＥＸＴＲＡＯＲＤＩＮＡＩＲＥ （ｒｅｍｉｘ） 03:34
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YOU LIED TO THE PEOPLE OF BRITAIN YOU LIED TO THE WORLD YOU LIED THAT IRAQ HAD WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION WHEN THEY HAD NONE YOU STARTED AN ILLEGAL WAR JUST SO YOU COULD SCOOP UP THAT SWEET BLACK GOLD IT'S HALF-PAST TIME YOU WERE PLACED UNDER ARREST FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, TONY BLAIR TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE YOU TOOK THE LABOUR PARTY AND TURNED IT INTO A FRONT FOR YOUR WARMONGERING AGENDA YOU TOOK A PARTY FOR THE PEOPLE AND TURNED IT INTO A RIGHT-WING NIGHTMARE YOU AND YOUR FRIEND GEORGE BUSH NEED LOCKING UP YOU NEED TO BE LEFT IN A HOLE, FOREVER YOU'RE NO LEADER, YOU'RE A DESPOT UPROOTING CIVILISATION AS YOU SEE FIT TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE YOU HELPED END THE CONFLICT IN KOSOVO WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART, TONY? I SUPPOSE THERE'S MORE MONEY TO BE MADE IN STARTING WARS THAN FINISHING THEM, EH? NOTHING FUNNIER THAN SEEING A WAR CRIMINAL REWARDED FOR BRINGING PEACE, ADORNED IN MEDALS AND TROPHIES YOU'RE NOT A LEADER, TONY, YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, MAN TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE TONY BLAIR, WAR CRIMINAL EXTRAORDINAIRE
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ＥＬＶＩＳ ＲＵＮＳ ＭＹ ＣＨＩＰ ＳＨＯＰ 02:44
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ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP TURNS OUT, ELVIS PRESLEY DIDN'T DIE HE RUNS THE CHIPPY DOWN MY WAY AFTER HOURS, WE HAVE A LOCK-IN OF SORTS AND HE DOES A FEW ACOUSTIC SETS IN THE FLAT UPSTAIRS ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP WE HUMOUR HIM THE BEST WE CAN SOMETIMES HE CAN GET A BIT LAIRY HE'S GOT THE LOOK, HE'S GOT THE VOICE BUT ELVIS AIN'T REALLY INTO ALL THAT NO MORE SAYS HE JUST WANTS SOME PEACE AND QUIET YEAH, BECAUSE EVERYONE'S REALLY GONNA BE LOOKING IN BROMLEY FOR ELVIS PRESLEY, AREN'T THEY? ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP ELVIS RUNS MY CHIP SHOP A FEW MONTHS AGO, THE CHIPPY WAS SHUT FOR 'REFURBISHMENT' LAST WEEK, IT REOPENED 'UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT' THE CHIPS WEREN'T AS GOOD, AND THEY WERE CUT KINDA WEIRD PLUS THEY STOPPED DOING CHICKEN BUT, I GUESS ELVIS' WORK HERE WAS DONE I LIKE TO THINK ELVIS IS SOMEWHERE OUT THERE MAYBE RUNNING ANOTHER CHIPPY, OR MAYBE NOT I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M OVERTHINKING THIS HE WAS JUST A CRAZY BLACK MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS ELVIS PRESLEY
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Ｉ ＳＵＣＫ ＴＨＥ ＢＬＵＤ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＶＡＭＰＹＲＥ 02:37
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THE VAMPYRE THOUGHT I WAS JUST ANOTHER INNOCENT VICTIM JUST ANOTHER MIDNIGHT SNACK ANOTHER QUICK DRINK TO QUENCH HIS THIRST HE DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO TURN THE TABLES TO STUFF GARLIC DOWN HIS THROAT, TO BURN HIS EYES OUT WITH HOLY WATER TO STAKE THE BASTARD'S HEART I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE THE VAMPYRE HUNTS ALONE NO ONE TO HEAR HIM SCREAM NO ONE TO HEAR HIM BEG FOR MERCY AS I PLUNGE THE WOODEN STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART REMOVE HIS FOUL HEAD, AND HAVE A CHEEKY GAME OF FOOTBALL WITH IT NOW IT SEEMS, I AM THE MONSTER I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND IT BLINKS I STARE INTO THE MIRROR AND I SEE NOTHING AN EMPTY HUSK OF WHAT WAS ONCE A MAN THE VAMPYRE CHECKS UNDER HIS BED AT NIGHT, HOPING PRAYING THAT I'M NOT THERE I AM THE NIGHTMARE'S NIGHTMARE THE BOOGEY-MAN I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE I SUCK THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE
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ＹＯＵＲ ＧＲＡＮＤＭＡ＇Ｓ ＡＤＤＩＣＴＥＤ ＴＯ ＣＲＡＣＫ ＣＯＣＡＩＮＥ 03:07
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WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE A FLY MOTHERFUCKERER LADIES ON ONE ARM LADIES ON THE OTHER ARM STROLLING LIKE A CHAMP TO THE VIP LOUNGE IT'S A FUCKING WRECK YOUR GRANDMA WENT AND TRASHED THE VIP LOUNGE YOUR GRANDMA'S OFF HER HEAD ON CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S HAD 3/4's OF THE VODKA BOTTLE ALREADY SHE'S TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ONE OF MY LADIES SHE'S COKED OUT OF HER HEAD, SHE'S FUCKED UP, SHE'S READY TO HAVE A GO SOMEBODY BETTER TAKE HER HOME BEFORE SHE HAS A HEART ATTACK YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE your grandma's addicted to crack cocaine your grandma's addicted to crack cocaine your grandma's addicted to crack cocaine YOUR GRANDMA BOUGHT US ANOTHER TWO BOTTLES OF VODKA SHE GOT A LOT FUCKING CALMER COMING DOWN FROM THE COCAINE HIGH NOW SHE WAS JUST DRUNK AS FUCK YOUR GRANDMA HUFFED ANOTHER BAG OF COKE, AND SHE WENT OFF ON ONE AGAIN WE PARTIED UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN ME, MY LADIES, AND YOUR GRAN YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE YOUR GRANDMA'S ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE
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Ｉ ＫＩＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＢＥＳＴ ＦＲＩＥＮＤ ＡＲＯＵＮＤ Ａ ＱＵＡＲＴＥＲ ＴＯ ＭＩＤＮＩＧＨＴ 02:55
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IT'S TIME YOU DIED YOU'VE FUCKED THINGS UP FOR THE LAST TIME TIME WE TOOK YOU OUT BACK AND BLEW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT YOU'VE HAD THIS COMING A LONG TIME, PRICK HOLD HIM DOWN, BOYS I DON'T WANT THIS LITTLE WORM WRIGGLING AROUND ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE I SHOOT YOU? I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT WE TOOK YOU IN, TREATED YOU LIKE YOU WAS OUR OWN THAT'S WHAT MADE YOUR BETRAYAL ALL THE MORE PAINFUL ALL THE MORE BRUTAL NOW, I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO FILL YOU FULL OF LEAD I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO HEAR YOU BEG FOR MERCY BEG FOR YOUR LIFE BEG FOR ONE LAST CHANCE I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT WE FOUND YOU IN A CLUB UPTOWN WE STUFFED YOU INTO THE BOOT OF MY CAR, THEN WE DROVE DOWN TO THE WOODS WE BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU CAUSED YOU SO MUCH PAIN YOU WERE PRACTICALLY BEGGING US TO KILL YOU AFTER ALL THE HURT YOU CAUSED, SELLING US OUT LIKE YOU DID I WAS MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND, AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT
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ＮＡＯＭＩ 02:57
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YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION YOU ARE MY MUSE I'VE DRAWN AND PAINTED YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF ON FOUR RECORD COVERS NOW AT THE TIME OF WRITING THIS SONG, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU WILL APPEAR ON THE COVER TO MY ALBUM, 'THE ANSWER' IF NOT THE COVER, THEN DEFINTELY ONE OF THE INNER BOOKLET PAGES NAOMI NAOMI NAOMI YOU CAN'T PLEASE ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME SO DON'T BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR PEOPLE THAT WON'T EVEN APPRECIATE THE EFFORT YOU'VE GONE TO FOR THEM FUCK THOSE GUYS YOU'RE NOT JUST MY MUSE BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY AND HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE YOU'RE A TALENTED, KIND HUMAN BEING AND I LIKE THAT A LOT NAOMI NAOMI NAOMI FURTHER TO MY POINT IN THE LAST VERSE SURE, YOU HAVE A GREAT FACE, BUT IT'S YOUR DRIVE, YOUR VIVACITY, YOUR TALENT, YOUR WIT THAT MAKE YOU SO GREAT TO PAINT ANYBODY CAN DRAW A GOLDEN RATIO SUPERMODEL (hey girl, you looking phi) BUT NOT ANYBODY CAN CAPTURE WHAT MAKES YOU GREAT i'm still working on that myself NAOMI NAOMI NAOMI NAOMI NAOMI NAOMI
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Ａ ＷＥＲＥＷＯＬＦ ＴＲＩＥＤ ＴＯ ＥＡＴ ＭＥ ＡＬＩＶＥ 03:21
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I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK SUDDENLY, A FOX RAN OUT IN FRONT OF ME EXCEPT IT WASN'T A FOX, IT WAS A WEREWOLF THE MOTHERFUCKER SPRANG UP, AND SLASHED ME IN THE CHEST HE WAS LOOKING TO EAT ME ALIVE LOOKING TO PICK ALL THE FLESH OFF MY BONES AND POP MY EYEBALLS BETWEEN HIS CLAWS A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE THE WEREWOLF WAS LOOKING TO TENDERISE ME SO HE SMASHED ME INTO SOME CARS, THEN STARTED STOMPING ON MY HEAD HE THREW ME DOWN THE HILL AND CHASED ME AS I ROLLED DOWN THEN HE STARTED KICKING MY ARSE SOME MORE I HAD TO FIGHT BACK OR I'D DIE SCREAMING SUDDENLY, THE BASTARD STARTED TRYING TO EAT MY LEGS A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE I GRABBED A METAL POLE AND RAMMED IT INTO THE WEREWOLF'S EYE THEN I PULLED OUT MY GLOCK 37 AND LOADED IT WITH THE STASH OF SILVER BULLETS MY FRIEND GAVE ME BEFORE HE PASSED AWAY I FIRED ALL BUT ONE BULLET INTO THE WEREWOLF'S CHEST I COULD HEAR HIS HEART EXPLODING AS THE WEREWOLF LAY TREMBLING IN A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD I FIRED MY LAST SHOT THROUGH HIS THICK FUCKING HEAD A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE A WEREWOLF TRIED TO EAT ME ALIVE
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Ｉ＇Ｍ ＡＤＤＩＣＴＥＤ ＴＯ ＰＯＲＮ， Ｉ＇Ｍ ＡＤＤＩＣＴＥＤ ＴＯ ＢＯＯＺＥ！ 02:50
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YOU COULD PAY ME A MILLION POUNDS, A HUNDRED POUNDS YOU COULD EVEN PAY ME ONE POUND AND I STILL WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KICK MY PORNOGRAPHY HABIT I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE FILTH I'M A WALKING WASTEMAN I'M A WASTING WANKER I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I LET EVERYTHING GET ME DOWN SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO GO DOWN THE PUB AND DRINK ALCOHOL I LIKE ME SOME BEER I LIKE ME SOME VODKA I LIKE ME SOME PALE ALE I LIKE TO DRINK UNTIL I FORGET ALL MY PROBLEMS THEN I GET BACK HOME AND IT ALL STARTS AGAIN I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! porn/booze porn/booze porn/booze porn/booze porn/booze porn/booze porn/booze I'M TRYING TO KICK THESE DIRTY HABITS PORN AIN'T GOOD FOR MY HEAD BOOZE AIN'T GOOD FOR MY LIVER MY BODY'S ON A DOWNWARD SPIRAL I NEED TO KNUCKLE DOWN AND BE PRODUCTIVE TRADE GIRL-ON-GIRL FOR PENCIL-ON-PAPER TRADE AMSTEL FOR ACRYLIC I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE! booze/porn porn/booze booze/porn porn/booze
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ＷＥ ＤＥＳＥＲＶＥ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＷＥ ＧＥＴ ＩＦ ＷＥ ＫＥＥＰ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＵＰ ＬＩＫＥ ＴＨＩＳ 02:13
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1: MOTHERFUCKERS TRYING TO COMPENSATE ME FOR THE DEATH I NEVER DIED MOTHERFUCKERS TRYING TO SCREW ME OVER FOR A LIFE I NEVER LIVED 2: LIVING IN THE ABSTRACT, A SMEAR ON CANVAS LIVING IN THE MAINSTREAM, OVERTHINKING, LINES UPON LINES 3: STOP FUCKING BOMBING THE MIDDLE EAST AND GETTING OFFENDED WHEN THEY TRY AND BOMB US BACK WE DESERVE EVERYTHING WE FUCKING GET IF WE KEEP FUCKING UP LIKE THIS 4: KILL YOUR IDOLS, KILL YOUR BOSS, KILL EVERYTHING THAT SEEKS TO MAKE YOU A LESSER VERSION OF YOURSELF 5: IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME, I'M A BUM, AN IDIOT, A DRUNKEN FOOL WHO RUINS EVERYTHING I TOUCH PUT ME TO SLEEP
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ＴＨＥＲＥＳＡ ＭＡＹ 03:19
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YOU'RE OUR NEW PRIME MINISTER YOU DIDN'T APPROVE OF GORDON BROWN TAKING OVER FROM THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR WITHOUT AN ELECTION NOW, YOU'VE TAKEN OVER FROM THAT RICH CRONY CUNT DAVID CAMERON WITHOUT AN ELECTION NO ONE WANTS YOU IN POWER AT LEAST MAGGIE THATCHER EARNED HER VOTES THERESA MAY THERESA MAY THERESA MAY YOU APPOINTED THAT RACIST IDIOT CLOWN BORIS JOHNSON AS FOREIGN SECRETARY THE TWAT THINKS DIPLOMACY IS THE ACT OF HANDING OUT HONOURARY DEGREES THE PEOPLE CAN SEE THROUGH ALL YOUR SMOKE AND MIRRORS YOU AND YOUR CRONIES SEE HUMAN RIGHTS AS A JOKE THE BANKERS HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR THERESA MAY THERESA MAY THERESA MAY DAVID CAMERON WAS A NO-GOOD BUM TIME WILL TELL IF YOU'LL MAKE A DECENT LEADER, THERESA MAY IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE- A TORY SNAKE WILL ALWAYS BE A TORY SNAKE I DON'T TRUST ANY OF YOU ANYONE WHO VOTED CONSERVATIVE GET WHAT THEY DESERVE THERESA MAY THERESA MAY THERESA MAY THERESA MAY THERESA MAY THERESA MAY THERESA MAY THERESA MAY THERESA MAY
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Ｉ＇Ｍ ＳＯＲＲＹ Ｉ ＫＩＬＬＥＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＤＡＤ， ＢＵＴ ＨＥ ＷＡＳ Ａ ＰＡＥＤＯＰＨＩＬＥ 03:16
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YOUR DAD WAS CHATTING ONLINE WITH A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL I KNEW THIS BECAUSE I WAS PRETENDING TO BE THAT GIRL WE ARRANGED TO MEET DOWN AT THE PARK HE BROUGHT FLOWERS I BROUGHT A SNUB-NOSED REVOLVER WHEN WE CAME FACE TO FACE, HE TRIED TO RUN I SHOT HIM FIVE TIMES IN THE BACK AS HE TRIED TO ESCAPE JUSTICE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE YOUR DAD WAS A FUCKING NONCE EVEN IF HE WEREN'T MARRIED TO YOUR MUM, HE HAD NO BUSINESS GOING AFTER GIRLS THAT YOUNG I DID THE WORLD A FAVOUR IT'S A BETTER PLACE NOW THAT YOUR DAD IS DEAD, MY FRIEND IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PAEDOPHILIC FAMILY MEMBERS, SEND THEM MY WAY, BUDDY! I'VE GOT PLENTY OF BULLETS FOR THE LOT OF 'EM! I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE EVERYBODY THINKS YOUR DAD WAS KILLED IN SOME MUGGING-GONE-WRONG OR A GANGLAND HIT IF THEY KNEW THE TRUTH, THEY'D BE CRYING TEARS OF JOY THEY'D BE THROWING THE BIGGEST STREET PARTY EVER THEY'D MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT FOR HAVING A PAEDOPHILE FATHER I'D BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON YOU, MATE MAKE SURE THE SICKNESS DOESN'T RUN IN THE FAMILY I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE I'M SORRY I KILLED YOUR DAD, BUT HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE
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Ｉ ＤＯＷＮＥＤ ＴＥＮ ＰＩＮＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＫＩＬＬＥＤ Ａ ＧＵＹ 04:20
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I WENT DOWN TO THE PUB AFTER WORK I WANTED TO GO TO BED, BUT I WANTED ALCOHOL I ORDERED FIVE PINTS OF FRONTIER LAGER I DRANK THE FIVE PINTS IN TEN MINUTES AFTER THAT, I ORDERED FIVE MORE PINTS OF FRONTIER LAGER I DRANK THOSE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES I DOWNED TEN PINTS AND KILLED A GUY I DOWNED TEN PINTS AND KILLED A GUY I DOWNED TEN PINTS AND KILLED A GUY AS I WALKED HOME FROM THE PUB, I CAUGHT SIGHT OF A GUY BREAKING INTO SOMEBODY'S CAR I TOLD HIM TO GET A LIFE THE GUY WHIPPED OUT A MACHETE AS HE TRIED TO CARVE MY ARSE UP, I GRABBED ONE OF THE SHARDS OF THE BROKEN CAR WINDOW I STABBED THE DUMB BASTARD IN THE THROAT FIVE TIMES I DOWNED TEN PINTS AND KILLED A GUY I DOWNED TEN PINTS AND KILLED A GUY I DOWNED TEN PINTS AND KILLED A GUY AFTER I KILLED THE CAR THIEF, I WALKED OFF HOME THE NEXT MORNING, HIS DEATH WAS ALL THE NEWSPAPERS WERE TALKING ABOUT HE WAS AN MI6 SPY, HUNTING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MY AREA I SHAVED MY BEARD AND GREW MY HAIR OUT, AND WENT ABOUT MY BUSINESS AS USUAL EVENTUALLY, MI6 CAUGHT UP TO ME AS I WAS WALKING THROUGH BROMLEY ONE DAY, A CAR SPED PAST MEN IN SUITS FIRED THEIR GLOCK 37'S AT ME IT WAS A DRIVE-BY-SHOOTING, ENDORSED BY THE GOVERNMENT I DIED INSTANTLY AS THE BULLETS HIT ME IN THE HEAD, CHEST, AND LEGS THE GOVERNMENT DEMOLISHED MY HOUSE, WITH MY PARENTS STILL INSIDE IT THEY REALLY TOOK IT PERSONALLY WHEN I DRUNK TEN PINTS AND KILLED THAT DUMB-FUCK SPY
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Ｉ＇Ｍ Ａ ＫＩＬＬＥＲ ＦＯＲ ＨＩＲＥ 03:05
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I WAS HIRED TO ASSASSINATE AN AMERICAN SENATOR THE JOB ITSELF WAS EASY HOWEVER, I WAS THROWN UNDER THE BUS AND NOW I WAS BEING PURSUED BY INTERPOL, THE CIA, THE NSA, AND THE SAFER NEIGHBOURHOOD SQUAD I KNEW ONE THING- MY BOSS WAS GOING TO PAY FOR SETTING ME UP LIKE THIS WHAT A FUCKING CUNT I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE TO MAKE SURE I COULDN'T GET TO HIM, THE BOSS HIRED A DOZEN OTHER ASSASSINS TO COME AFTER ME TAKING CARE OF THEM WAS A PIECE OF CAKE HOWEVER, I STILL HAD VARIOUS AMERICAN LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES ON MY TAIL I KNEW I HAD TO TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE BOSSMAN I JUST HAD TO FIND OUT WHERE HE WAS HIDING I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE i'm a killer for hire i'm a killer for hire I FINALLY FOUND THE BASTARD HIDING OUT AT HIS FANCY SOUTH AMERICAN MANSION I BROKE IN, AND TORE THE PLACE APART WITH MY TWIN SUB-MACHINE GUNS THE BOSS RAN AWAY THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE HIM, BUT I DID I BLEW HIS LEGS OFF WITH A COUPLE HUNDRED ROUNDS OF HOT LEAD THEN I PULLED OUT MY GLOCK 17C, AND SHOT HIM TWICE IN THE HEAD I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE I'M A KILLER FOR HIRE i'm a killer for hire i'm a killer for hire i'm a killer for hire
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ＹＯＵＲ ＧＲＡＮＤＭＡ＇Ｓ ＡＤＤＩＣＴＥＤ ＴＯ ＣＲＡＣＫ ＣＯＣＡＩＮＥ （ｒｅｐｒｉｓｅ） 02:44
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Ｉ ＧＯＴ ＴＯＯ ＭＡＮＹ ＰＡＥＤＯＰＨＩＬＥＳ ＵＮＤＥＲ ＭＹ ＢＥＤ 02:56
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ONE NIGHT, I WAS TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP I HEARD STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM UNDER MY BED THEY WERE DRIVING ME NUTS FOR THE LAST WEEK SO I TOOK A PEEK UNDER MY BED, AND FOUND THIS OLD WHITE GUY BUNDLED UP THERE I RECOGNISED HIM AS SIR CECIL HENRINGTON, BBC BIGWIG AND CONVICTED KIDDY FIDDLER I BEAT THE FUCKING NONCE TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS I GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES UNDER MY BED I GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES UNDER MY BED I GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES UNDER MY BED IT TURNS OUT, THERE'S A SECRET TUNNEL SOMEWHERE THAT LEADS TO MY BEDROOM I DON'T KNOW HOW, DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THAT MATTERED WAS KILLING ALL THOSE FUCKING SICK FUCKS THE WEEK AFTER, I COULD HEAR MORE WEIRD NOISES UNDERNEATH ME AS I TRIED TO SLEEP SO I TOOK MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS I GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES UNDER MY BED I GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES UNDER MY BED I GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES UNDER MY BED I GOT A TANK OF PETROL, AND WENT INTO THE SECRET PAEDO TUNNEL I DOUSED THE FUCKING NONCES, AND LIT THEM UP WITH MY MATCHES THE SOUND OF PAEDO SCREAMS FILLED THE AIR, AND IT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS THOSE THAT DIDN'T BURN TO DEATH STRAIGHT AWAY GOT PUMPED FULL OF LEAD FROM MY GLOCK 37 THEN I BEAT THE REST OF THE DIRTY PAEDOS TO DEATH WITH MY BASEBALL BAT WHEN THE POLICE CAME, IT TURNED OUT THAT THE NONCES I MURDERED WERE ALL FRIENDS OF THE GOVERNMENT THE POLICE TAZED AND BEAT ME TO A PULP THEN THEY FINISHED ME OFF BY SHOOTING ME FIFTY TIMES IN THE HEAD AND CHEST AS I DIED, THE LAST THOUGHT I THUNK WAS 'ONE RULE FOR US, ANOTHER FOR THEM'
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Ｉ＇ＶＥ ＨＡＤ ＩＴ ＵＰ ＴＯ ＨＥＲＥ ＷＩＴＨ ＹＯＵＲ ＫＩＴＣＨＥＮ ＳＩＮＫ 02:56
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FUCK YOUR FANCY NEW KITCHEN SINK FUCK ALL THAT FANCY FAKE WOOD-LOOKING SHIT IF YOU DON'T WANT WATER GETTING ON YOUR FANCY NEW SINK, DON'T TURN THE FUCKING TAPS ON EVER AGAIN IT'S A SINK, NOT A FUCKING SCULPTURE THE OLD SINK WAS DOING JUST FINE IF IT WEREN'T BROKE, WHY FIX IT? I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE GOT THE URGE TO POUR WATER ALL OVER YOUR FANCY NEW SINK TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY UNTIL YOU GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST AND DIE ONE DROP ON THAT STUPID WOOD SURFACE IS ENOUGH TO SEND YOU INTO MELTDOWN YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT SINK THAN ANYTHING ELSE BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'VE GOT MORE MONEY THAN SENSE I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK no one cares about the kitchen sink no one cares about the kitchen sink no one cares about the kitchen sink I'M GETTING ALL MY WATER FROM THE BATHROOM SINK NOW IT'S EASIER THIS WAY, NOW I WON'T HAVE YOU BLEATING IN MY EAR ABOUT GETTING THE SINK WET 'WE'VE GOT A NEW SINK FOR THE BATHROOM, MERRELL. BUT YOU CAN'T GET ANY WATER ON IT, OR THE FANCY PORCELAIN WILL DISINTEGRATE. OH, FUCK OFF! I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR KITCHEN SINK
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ＹＯＵ＇ＲＥ Ａ ＳＣＵＭＦＵＣＣＩＮＧ ＣＵＮＴ 03:40
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I WAS PLAYING A CLUB SHOW I HAD TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF A MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE THEY WERE THROWING BOTTLES AT ME I LOST MY SHIT I GRABBED THE FUCKING CUNT AND DRAGGED HIM OUT OF THE VENUE WE HAD A FUCKING FIGHT AND I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT I HEADBUTTED THE SO-CALLED 'FAN' IN THE CHEST AS HE WENT DOWN, I KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM THEN I DRAGGED HIM BACK UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE A FEW TIMES THE PROMOTER HELPED ME OUT A BIT- WE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE FUCKING CUNT, AND THREW HIM IN THE BIN THEN I WENT BACK IN AND CONTINUED MY SET YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT THE POLICE FOUND ME AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE IN DOWNHAM THE NEXT MORNING THEY ARRESTED ME FOR BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THAT SCUMFUCCING CUNT THEY PUT ME IN THE BACK OF THEIR CAR, AND DROVE ME DOWN TO THE STATION THEY TOOK MY FINGERPRINTS, MY DNA, THEN THEY LOCKED ME IN A CELL YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT YOU'RE A SCUMFUCCING CUNT
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ＣＯＣＯ ＨＡＲＤＣＯＲＥ （ｒｅｍｉｘ） 04:00
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YOU'RE THE COOLEST, KINDEST GIRL IN THE WORLD YOU DON'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE AND YET, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR EVERYBODY YOU'VE GOT A BIG HEART, LITTLE NICKY THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY MUSE YOU HAVE A WICKED SMILE, AND A BANGING PERSONALITY, AND THE BEST HAIR EVER! AND UNDERNEATH ALL THAT, IS AN ALL-ROUND WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE YOU'RE MY MUSE YOU'RE MY BIG INSPIRATION I'M ALWAYS PARANOID THAT YOU'LL LOSE PATIENCE WITH ME DRAWING YOU ALL THE TIME AND KICK MY ARSE TO THE KERB HOPEFULLY THAT WON'T HAPPEN FOR A GOOD LONG TIME YOU'RE THE ABSOLUTE BEST, LITTLE NICKY COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND, AN AWESOME MUM, AND A REAL INSPIRATION TO ME AND MY ART I COULD NEVER GET BORED OF DRAWING AND PAINTING YOU, LITTLE NICKY YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE COCO HARDCORE

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released September 30, 2016

Merrell Nesker: production, drum patterns, vocals, artwork

Gwilym P, Nicola E: muses

Track 4 originally published May 25th 2016

Track 20 originally part of the SINK CITY #1 EP, published August 14th 2016

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