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by Merrell Nesker

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ＷＡＮＴ ＳＯＭＥ 03:16
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I'M ADDICTED TO PORN, I'M ADDICTED TO BOOZE AIN'T NO ONE TAKING THAT AWAY FROM ME THE VICES THAT GRIP ME LIKE THEMSELVES TELLING ME 'JUST ONE MORE' RETREATING WITHIN THE WHISKEY, NUMBS ME TO MYSELF THE PORN, HELPS ME TO FEEL AGAIN WANT SOME FOUND SOME GOT SOME CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE DO I GIVE UP PORN AND OBJECTIFY MY FEMALE FRIENDS IN MY INNERMOST THOUGHTS? OR DO I FORGET ABOUT THEM AND SPIRAL FURTHER INTO ADDICTION? SILICONE UNDERTONES WAXED STRIPS POWER FANTASY PUMPED UP LIPS WANT SOME FOUND SOME GOT SOME i got some i got some i got some i got some DRINK THAT WHISKEY! DRINK IT UNTIL YOUR SENSES ARE OVERCOME UNTIL YOU FORGET WHO YOU ARE DRINK TO THE BREAK OF DAWN DRINK TO THE BRINK OF DEATH DRINK TO THE THE SHEER INADEQUACY OF IT ALL! WANT SOME FOUND SOME GOT SOME HAD SOME LOST ONE i lost one i lost one i lost one
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Ｉ ＣＡＮ＇Ｔ ＴＡＬＫ ＴＯ ＧＩＲＬＳ 03:19
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POCKETS FULL OF SPAGHETTI HEAD FULL OF ANGST FEAR AND LOATHING IN SOUTH EAST LONDON BETTER TO JUST KEEP QUIET AND LET MY FEELINGS SWALLOW ME UP FROM THE INSIDE OUT AGAIN I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I'VE GOT NO TIME TO CATCH FEELINGS I GOT MUSIC TO MAKE I GOT ART TO DRAW I GOT SHIT TO TALK AIN'T NO ONE GOT TIME FOR MY BULLSHIT I GOT SHIT TO TALK I GOT ART TO DRAW I GOT MUSIC TO MAKE I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I'M A MESS I'M A MUG I'M AN AWKWARD PIECE OF SHIT PASS ME THE WHISKY SO'S I CAN FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS FORGET ALL THESE STUPID FEELINGS FORGET EVERYTHING I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS
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ＩＣＥ ＣＲＥＡＭ ＴＲＯＰＩＣＡＮＡ 04:06
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I WOKE UP ON A BEACH THE ISLAND NATIVES, ALL DRESSED IN JOSHUA KANE, LED ME TO A HILLTOP VILLA I HAD NO NAME, SAVE 'SIR' THE PEOPLE ATTENDED TO MY EVERY WHIM BUT THEY WOULD NOT LET ME VENTURE OUT BEYOND THE COASTLINE ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA IT SOON BECAME APPARENT THAT I WAS A PRISONER ON THE ISLAND THE NATIVES WOULD AVOID MY QUESTIONS, AND LEAD ME INTO STRANGE DARK ROOMS ONE DAY, I FELT A SHARP PAIN IN MY NECK SUDDENLY, I STARTED TRIPPING BALLS I TRIED TO RUN AS MY WORST NIGHTMARES CAME TO LIFE IN A KALEIDOSCOPIC CONCERTINA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA AS THE TRIP WORE OFF, I WAS ATTACKED BY ARMED GUARDS I PULLED OUT A SMITH & WESSON 29 AND BLEW THOSE BASTARDS AWAY I JUMPED INTO A SPEEDBOAT SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A MASSIVE STORM THE LAST THING I REMEMBER BEFORE BLACKING OUT WAS CAPSIZING IN MY STOLEN SPEEDBOAT I WOKE UP ON A BEACH THE ISLAND NATIVES, ALL DRESSED IN JOSHUA KANE, LED ME TO A HILLTOP VILLA I HAD NO NAME, SAVE 'SIR' THE PEOPLE ATTENDED TO MY EVERY WHIM BUT THEY WOULD NOT LET ME VENTURE OUT BEYOND THE COASTLINE ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA ICE CREAM TROPICANA
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ＩＡＩＮ ＤＵＮＣＡＮ ＳＭＩＴＨ 02:42
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HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST HATED MAN IN BRITAIN? EVERY DISABLED PERSON IN THE COUNTRY HATES YOUR GUTS YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER MILLIONAIRE TRYING TO TELL POOR PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE GO BACK TO YOUR DAD-IN-LAW'S FANCY COUNTRY HOUSE STOP SPREADING LIES ABOUT THE POOR AND DISABLED IAIN DUNCAN SMITH IAIN DUNCAN SMITH IAIN DUNCAN SMITH YOU WERE THE LEADER OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY YOU WERE ONE OF THE FIRST POLITICIANS TO CALL FOR THE INVASION OF IRAQ (tony blair, war criminal extraordinaire) THE OTHER TORIES STABBED YOU IN THE BACK AND CALLED FOR A VOTE OF NO-CONFIDENCE AFTER THAT, YOU WERE REPLACED BY MICHAEL HOWARD YOU LOSER IAIN DUNCAN SMITH IAIN DUNCAN SMITH IAIN DUNCAN SMITH YOU RESIGNED AS SECRETARY OF STATE FOR WORK AND PENSIONS YOU SAID THAT THE POLICIES THAT YOU WROTE UP WERE DIVISIVE AND DEEPLY UNFAIR AND THEN IT TURNED OUT YOU WERE BEGGING YOUR COLLEAGUES TO VOTE IN FAVOUR OF YOUR BULLSHIT JUST GOES TO SHOW, YOU CAN'T TRUST A TORY TO EVEN SCREW UP PROPERLY IAIN DUNCAN SMITH IAIN DUNCAN SMITH IAIN DUNCAN SMITH IAIN DUNCAN SMITH IAIN DUNCAN SMITH IAIN DUNCAN SMITH
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Ｉ ＫＩＬＬＥＤ Ａ ＰＡＥＤＯＰＨＩＬＥ ＩＮ ＣＯＬＤ ＢＬＯＯＤ 03:51
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I KNEW FOR A FACT THAT THIS GUY WAS MOLESTING CHILDREN I ROCKED UP TO HIS HOUSE AND KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR AS HE ANSWERED, I PUNCHED HIS FUCKING LIGHTS OUT THEN I DOUSED HIM IN PETROL, AND SET HIM AND HIS HOUSE ON FIRE I RAN FROM THE SCENE OF THE CRIME AND HAD A FEW PINTS DOWN THE PUB I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD THE NEXT DAY, I ROCKED UP TO ANOTHER PAEDOPHILE'S HOUSE I KNEW HIS FAMILY WERE OUT OF TOWN ME AND MY MATES BARRICADED HIS FRONT AND BACK DOORS WE DOUSED THE PLACE IN PETROL, AND LIT IT UP! WE STUFFED OUR FACES WITH POPCORN AND LAUGHED OUR ARSES OFF, AS THE DIRTY NONCE BURNED TO DEATH I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD A WEEK LATER, I WAS ARRESTED BY THE POLICE I WAS SENTENCED TO A YEAR IN PRISON I WAS GIVEN A KNIGHTHOOD FOR MY DEVOTION TO JUSTICE WHEN I WAS RELEASED FROM PRISON, I LANDED A SIX-FIGURE BOOK DEAL IT WAS A NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER IT WOULD BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS FOR GENERATIONS TO COME I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD I KILLED A PAEDOPHILE IN COLD BLOOD
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ＹＯＵＲ ＭＵＭ ＷＡＳ ＰＯＳＳＥＳＳＥＤ ＢＹ ＡＮ ＥＶＩＬ ＤＥＭＯＮ 02:50
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YOUR MUM'S HOUSE WAS BEING HAUNTED BY DEMONIC FORCES ONE NIGHT, ONE OF THOSE DEMONS JUMPED INTO YOUR MUM'S BODY IT MADE HER WAKE UP AND TRASH THE BEDROOM YOUR MUM WENT TO THE KITCHEN AND ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE YOUR DAD RAN DOWNSTAIRS TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON SUDDENLY, YOUR MUM WENT AND RIPPED YOUR DAD'S THROAT OUT WITH HER BARE HANDS YOUR MUM WAS POSSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON YOUR MUM WAS POSSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON YOUR MUM WAS POSSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON YOUR MUM RAN OUT THE HOUSE SHE WAS SCREAMING AND VOMITING BLOOD SHE SAW AN INNOCENT COUPLE WALKING DOWN THE STREET YOUR MUM SPAT BLOOD IN THEIR FACES, THEN BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH A FENCE POST THE DEMON'S BLOODLUST WOULD NEVER BE SATISFIED YOUR MUM RAN INTO TOWN, LOOKING FOR MORE VICTIMS YOUR MUM WAS POSSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON YOUR MUM WAS POSSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON YOUR MUM WAS POSSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOUR MUM WAS SURROUNDED BY ARMED POLICE THEY WERE LOOKING TO TAKE HER DOWN FOR MURDERING THREE PEOPLE YOUR MUM GRABBED ONE OF THE COPS AND RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF THE POLICE SHOT YOUR MUM FIVE TIMES IN THE CHEST THEN THEY SHOT HER TWICE IN THE HEAD SUDDENLY, FIRE STARTED STREAMING FROM YOUR MUM'S EYES AND MOUTH SHE STARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES, AS SHE SLOWLY BURNED TO ASHES AFTER THAT, THE POLICE WENT HOME THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TONIGHT THEY DIDN'T KNOW YOUR MUM WAS POSSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON
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ＭＥ ＡＮＤ ＪＥＳＵＳ ＣＨＲＩＳＴ ＫＩＬＬＥＤ ＧＯＤ 03:01
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JESUS CHRIST APPEARED TO ME AS I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A NAP HE SAID THAT GOD HAD GONE BATSHIT CRAZY AND TURNED HEAVEN INTO A POLICE STATE JESUS NEEDED MY HELP TO TAKE THE OLD MAN DOWN I WAS MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP JESUS TOOK MY HAND, AND WE ASCENDED TO HEAVEN ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD WHEN I GOT TO HEAVEN, IT WAS A FUCKING MESS HUMAN SOULS LIVED IN TERROR ANGELS HAD NO ACCOUNTABILITY WHAT WAS ONCE A DIVINE REALM WAS RUINED BY AN OLD DEITY'S PARANOIA JESUS AND I BROKE INTO GOD'S CITADEL, AND CONFRONTED THE OLD MAN IN HIS THRONE ROOM ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD I LOBBED A GRENADE AT THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS JESUS FOUGHT THE OLD MAN FEROCIOUSLY HOWEVER, HE COULDN'T GET THE UPPER HAND SUDDENLY, I BLEW GOD'S BRAINS OUT WITH AN AK-47 BEFORE HE COULD RECOVER, I THREW THE OLD CUNT DOWN INTO THE DEPTHS OF HEAVEN, WHERE NO ONE COULD FIND HIM AGAIN ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD ME AND JESUS CHRIST KILLED GOD hallowed be thy name
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Ｉ＇Ｍ Ａ ＢＡＤ ＭＯＴＨＥＲＦＵＣＫＥＲ 03:28
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YOUR DAD WAS THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER AROUND HE COULD KICK ARSE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS HE TRAINED ME IN THE ART OF KILLING THE ART OF UTTER DESTRUCTION BUT ONE DAY, I HAD NO CHOICE I HAD TO KILL YOUR DAD YOUR FATHER HAD TO DIE BY MY HAND I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOUR DADDY LEFT ME FOR DEAD AFTER I CAUGHT HIM KILLING WOMEN AND CHILDREN DURING OUR TIME AS MERCENARIES IN THE CONGO HE WAS A SADISTIC CREEP HE WAS A LOSER HE WAS GONNA DIE BY MY HAND, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR DADDY KNEW I WASN'T GONNA REST UNTIL HE WAS DEAD, SO HE TRIED TO KILL ME FIRST I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER i'm a bad motherfucker i'm a bad motherfucker i'm a bad motherfucker I TRACKED YOUR DAD DOWN TO A BAR IN MONTE CARLO WHEN I FOUND HIM, I SHOT HIM TWELVE TIMES IN THE CHEST HE TRIED TO SHOOT ME WITH HIS GLOCK 9mm, BUT HE MISSED FOR GOOD MEASURE, I SHOT YOUR DADDY FIVE TIMES IN THE HEAD YOUR DAD FELL DOWN DEAD NOW I WAS THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER
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ＤＡＶＩＤ ＣＡＭＥＲＯＮ 03:12
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YOU'RE A RICH PRICK FROM ANOTHER PLANET YOU'RE THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE COUNTRY ONE NATION, UNITED IN THEIR HATRED FOR YOU GO AND HIDE YOUR MONEY IN AN OFFSHORE ACCOUNT GO AND GIVE YOUR RICH CORPORATE CHUMS CARTE BLANCHE TO FUCK US ALL OVER DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON YOU ALL BUT SOLD THE NHS TO YOUR RICH CUNT CRONIES FROM HOME AND ABROAD YOU PICKED UP WHERE THAT LOONY KNOB GORDON BROWN LEFT OFF AND LET THE BANKERS FUCK THE ECONOMY EVEN HARDER YOU LEFT ORDINARY FAMILIES IN RUIN IN THE NAME OF AUSTERITY MAGGIE THATCHER WOULD BE PROUD DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON YOU THREW YOUR WEIGHT BEHIND THE 'REMAIN' CAMPAIGN WHEN BRITAIN VOTED TO LEAVE THE EUROPEAN UNION, YOU RESIGNED FOR ONCE, THE SHOE WAS ON THE OTHER FOOT THE BRITISH PEOPLE HAD FINALLY FUCKED YOU OVER GO BACK TO YOUR BIG FANCY HOUSE AND DROWN YOURSELF IN CHAMPAGNE DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON DAVID CAMERON
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ＦＲＥＤＤＹ＇Ｓ ＧＯＩＮＧ ＴＯ ＪＡＩＬ 04:11
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FREDDY WINDEN WAS A CREEP HE WAS A PERVERT HE GOT HIS KICKS TOUCHING WOMEN WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION ONE NIGHT, FREDDY WINDEN GROPED AN OFF-DUTY POLICEWOMAN EVEN THOUGH SHE PUNCHED HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE, FREDDY WINDEN RAN OFF BEFORE SHE COULD ARREST HIM FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY WINDEN KNEW HE WAS ON BORROWED TIME EVEN THOUGH HE COULD'VE TURNED HIMSELF IN, FREDDY WENT AND TRIED TO CHAT UP A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WHEN SHE TOLD FREDDY SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND, HE GAVE HER A SHITLOAD OF VERBAL ABUSE WHEN SHE TRIED TO WALK AWAY FROM IT, FREDDY WINDEN PULLED HIS DICK OUT FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL A WEEK LATER, THE POLICE KICKED FREDDY LINDEN'S DOOR IN THEY ARRESTED THE DUMB FUCK FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT AND EXPOSING HIMSELF IN A PUBLIC PLACE FREDDY WINDEN TRIED TO RUN HOWEVER, SINCE HE WAS A FAT FUCK, HE DIDN'T GET FAR BEFORE THE POLICE CAUGHT HIM FREDDY WAS FINALLY GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL FREDDY'S GOING TO JAIL
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ＪＥＲＥＭＹ ＣＯＲＢＹＮ 03:43
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YOU'RE THE LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY YOU SEEM LIKE THE MAN TO TAKE LABOUR BACK TO ITS ROOTS AS A PARTY FOR THE PEOPLE OF COURSE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS WANT YOU OUT THEY'RE ALL CRONIES OF THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR THEY'RE NO BETTER THAN THE DIRTY TORIES YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN ED MILIBAND DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO CARRY ON AS LABOUR LEADER AFTER THE GENERAL ELECTION YOU WERE ELECTED LABOUR LEADER WITH 59.5% OF FIRST-CHOICE VOTES REGARDLESS, TONY BLAIR'S CRONIES STILL TRIED TO FORCE YOU OUT THEY CALLED FOR A VOTE OF NO-CONFIDENCE THEY FUCKING LOST JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MATE! WE NEED A PROPER OPPOSITION TO THESE TORY SCUM THEY'RE TURNING THE COUNTRY INTO ONE BIG WORKHOUSE AND YOU'RE JUST SITTING ON YOUR HANDS IF YOU CAN'T GET EVERYBODY ON THE SAME PAGE, YOU'LL BE LOSING ELECTIONS FOREVER JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN JEREMY CORBYN
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ＭＡＮＩＦＥＳＴ ＴＨＩＳ， ＢＩＴＣＨ！ 03:15
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YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT YOU SIT AROUND YOUR HOUSE ALL DAY CONVINCED THAT THE UNIVERSE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING FALL INTO YOUR LAP LIFE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY YOU THINK THAT IF YOU KEEP WANTING SOMETHING TO HAPPEN REALLY BADLY, IT WILL MANIFEST BEFORE YOU MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! 'COSMIC ORDERING' IS NOT A VALID FORM OF CURRENCY IN ANY UNIVERSE IF YOU WANT THOSE GEOMETRIC PATTERNED LEGGINGS, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY THEM LIKE EVERYONE ELSE THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T OWE YOU A DAMN THING GET A JOB, YOU MORON! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! CAN'T YOU JUST BE A REGULAR BASIC BITCH AND GO BUY PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES ALL DAY? WHY ARE YOU WISHING FOR DOGS? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OUTER SPACE CAN'T MAKE YOUR DAILY NECESSITIES A REALITY MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH! MANIFEST THIS, BITCH!
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ＷＥ ＧＯＴ ＴＯＯ ＭＡＮＹ ＰＡＥＤＯＰＨＩＬＥＳ， ＮＯＴ ＥＮＯＵＧＨ ＧＵＮＳ （ｒｅｍｉｘ） 03:42
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WE'RE IN THE GRIP OF AN EPIDEMIC DIRTY LITTLE MEN WHO THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH LURING YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS TO THEIR HOUSES AND MOLEST THEM KIDDY-FIDDLING SCUM YOUR DAYS ARE FUCKING NUMBERED YOU PEOPLE ARE THE DISEASE, AND WE'RE THE CURE! WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS IT'S LIKE IT'S SUDDENLY IN FASHION TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE BELOW THE AGE OF CONSENT YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME YOU OUGHT TO KILL YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW, OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU STICK THAT GLOCK DOWN YOUR THROAT PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER, PAEDO WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS nonces fucking nonces nonces fucking nonces nonces fucking nonces I HAD A DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT I DREAMT THAT I WENT ROUND A PAEDO'S HOUSE WITH AN AXE AND CHOPPED HIM UP INTO PIECES I DREAMT THAT I PUT ALL THE PAEDO CHUNKS IN A BIN BAG AND THREW IT OVER THE GARDEN FENCE WHEN I WOKE UP, IT WAS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BED I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD I LAUGHED MY ARSE OFF! WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS WE GOT TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS
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Ｉ ＢＥＡＴ ＭＹ ＯＬＤ ＳＣＨＯＯＬ ＦＲＩＥＮＤ ＷＩＴＨ ＡＮ ＩＲＯＮ ＢＡＲ 03:08
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I MET UP WITH AN OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WE HADN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN OVER EIGHT YEARS WE HAD A FEW DRINKS, AND HE LET ME STAY AROUND HIS PLACE FOR THE NIGHT AS I WOKE UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, I CAUGHT MY OLD FRIEND LOOKING AT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS THAT KIND OF GUY I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I PULLED OUT THE TRUSTY IRON BAR FROM MY RUCKSACK AND I SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT I SMASHED HIS STUPID FUCKING PAEDOPHILE FACE UP I TAPED HIS HANDS TO HIS KEYBOARD, AND SMASHED THEM THE FUCK UP IT WAS A BLOODY MESS OF BLOOD AND BONES AND PLASTIC SUDDENLY, I KNEECAPPED THE BASTARD I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR dirty fucking paedophile dirty fucking paedophile dirty fucking paedophile THE NEXT MORNING, I LEFT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND'S HOUSE AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER, THE POLICE CAME TO MY HOUSE TO ARREST ME THEY SAID THEY HAD NO CHOICE THE POLICE ARRESTED ME FOR ACTUAL BODILY HARM AND BUNDLED ME INTO A SQUAD CAR MY FRIEND WAS SENTENCED TO TWENTY YEARS IN PRISON FOR POSSESSING INDECENT IMAGES OF CHILDREN I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR I BEAT MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND WITH AN IRON BAR dirty fucking paedophile
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ＴＨＥ ＶＡＭＰＹＲＥＳ ＤＲＡＮＫ ＭＹ ＢＬＵＤ 03:04
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ONE NIGHT, I WAS DRAGGED INTO AN ALLEYWAY I WAS SURROUNDED BY TEN MEN THEY BARED THEIR FANGS, REVEALING THEIR TRUE VAMPYRE FORMS ONE AT A TIME, THEY SANK THEIR FANGS INTO MY THROAT, DRINKING MY BLUD AS IT BURST FROM MY VEINS THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD I WAS HALLUCINATING AS THE BLUD WAS LEAVING MY BODY NIGHTMARISH NEON CREATURES FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES I GREW COLDER AND COLDER, AND ONLY THREE VAMPYRES HAD FED ON ME SO FAR HELP ME SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE! THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD AFTER THE LAST VAMPYRE HAD DRUNK HIS FILL OF ME, HIS FRIENDS BEAT ME TO DEATH THEY DUMPED MY CORPSE IN A BIN THEY HAD TO TEAR MY BODY IN HALF SO IT WOULD FIT THE VAMPYRES RAN OFF LAUGHING THEY KNEW THEY COULD NOT BE STOPPED THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD THE VAMPYRES DRANK MY BLUD
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ＢＡＤ ＧＩＲＬ 02:56
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YOU'RE A BAD BITCH TEN GIRLS GANGED UP ON YOU AND YOU KICKED ALL THEIR ARSES YOU STABBED A MAN IN THE FACE JUST FOR WASTING YOUR TIME ALL THE YEARS YOU'VE BEEN RAISING HELL, AND NOT ONCE HAVE YOU GONE TO PRISON BAD GIRL BAD GIRL BAD GIRL SOME DRUNK CUNT TRIED TO BEAT YOU UP IN A PUB GARDEN YOU CALLED HIM A FAT FUCK AND THREW HIM OVER A FENCE THEN YOU JUMPED OVER THE FENCE AND STOMPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM YOU MADE HIM APOLOGISE YOU MADE HIM BEG FOR MERCY BAD GIRL BAD GIRL BAD GIRL YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DO RIGHT BY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SOCIETY SEES YOU AS A NO-HOPER A SCROUNGER A CHAV THEY DON'T SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU REALLY ARE A GOOD PERSON WHO'S JUST MADE SOME BAD DECISIONS BAD GIRL BAD GIRL BAD GIRL BAD GIRL BAD GIRL BAD GIRL
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ＧＥＴ ＦＵＣＫＥＤ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＴＲＡＳＨ ＴＨＥ ＰＬＡＣＥ 03:47
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DRINK THAT MOTHERFUCKING WHISKEY FEEL THAT MOTHERFUCKING BURN FEEL THAT MOTHERFUCKING BUZZ DRINK THAT MOTHERUFUCKING WHISKEY GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET DRUNK MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF RUIN YOURSELF DRINK THAT MOTHERFUCKING WHISKEY DRINK THAT MOTHERFUCKING WHISKEY GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE DESTROY, BREAK, VANDALISE ANIMAL TENDENCIES MATE, FEED, KILL, REPEAT GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE
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ＢＥＡＴ ＭＥ ＴＩＬＬ Ｉ＇Ｍ ＢＬＡＣＫ ＡＮＤ ＢＬＵＥ 03:31
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MAKE ME PAY FOR MY HATE CRIMES AGAINST THE STATE TAKE ME AWAY IN AN ARMOURED TRUCK TORTURE ME UNTIL I REVEAL MY INNERMOST SECRETS TEAR ME APART IN THE NAME OF YOUR LEADER BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE THROW ME IN A CELL WATERBOARD ME UNTIL I'M LEFT CRYING IN A CORNER BREAK EVERY BONE IN MY BODY, HEAL ME, THEN BREAK THEM ALL OVER AGAIN DRILL HOLES THROUGH MY FINGERS LEAVE ME TO DIE IN MY OWN MUCK BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY BEAT ME TO THE BRINK OF DEATH AND WHEN I'M HEALED WHEN I FEEL HUMAN AGAIN WHEN I FEEL LIKE I MAY JUST HAVE A CHANCE BEAT ME TO DEATH, MOTHERFUCKERS! BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE BEAT ME TILL I'M BLACK AND BLUE
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ＷＥ ＧＯＴ ＴＯＯ ＭＡＮＹ ＰＡＥＤＯＰＨＩＬＥＳ， ＮＯＴ ＥＮＯＵＧＨ ＧＵＮＳ （ｒｅｐｒｉｓｅ） 02:34
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ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＮＯＴ ＴＨＥ ＥＮＤ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＬＤ 03:35
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DRIVING ALONG A DESERT ROAD TWENTY YEARS AFTER A GREAT DISASTER THE WORLD WAS CARVED UP AMONGST THE ELITE THE ONE PERCENT THEY HAD ALWAYS RULED OVER US BUT WHEN THE CRUNCH CAME THEY MADE IT OFFICIAL FORCED TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WE DIDN'T MAKE IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD OUR SURVIVAL WAS THEIR AMUSEMENT THE ILLUMINATI THE SECRET KINGS OF KINGS THE OLD WORLD ORDER WE WERE GOING TO HUNT THEM DOWN LIKE DOGS DESTROY ALL THAT THEY'D BUILT A NEW ZION WAS DAWNING IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD WE ENTERED THE ILLUMINATI'S GRAND COMPOUND IT WAS A PLACE OF GRANDEUR AND SPLENDOUR MY FRIENDS PONDERED HOW WE COULD ENTER SUCH A PLACE SO EASILY SUDDENLY, WE DISCOVERED THAT IT WAS EMPTY IT HAD ALWAYS BEEN EMPTY THERE WAS NO ILLUMINATI WE ALONE WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR HUMANITY'S DOWNFALL IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD

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Track 1 contains elements from ＷＡＮＴ ＳＯＭＥ, from the EP ＭＵＳＩＣ ＴＯ ＫＩＬＬ ＹＯＵＲ ＬＡＮＤＬＯＲＤ ＢＹ; published July 25, 2016

Track 3 first published November 11th 2016

Track 4 first published November 4th 2016

Track 19 contains a sample from TOO MANY PAEDOPHILES, NOT ENOUGH GUNS, from the EP VERNON; published May 22nd, 2016

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released December 25, 2016

Merrell Nesker: vocals, drum patterns, production, artwork

Holly Berry: muse

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