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by Merrell Nesker

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ＶＡＭＰＹＲＥ ＳＣＵＭＦＵＣＣ 03:16
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THIS GUY WAS A VAMPYRE HE WAS A BLOODSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER THIS GUY PREYED ON THE WEAK AND INNOCENT HE WAS A TWISTED, SICK FUCKING FREAK! VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC THIS GUY WAS A PERVERTED DEVIANT HE'D RAPE HIS VICTIMS WHILE DRINKING THEIR BLOOD HE'D TORTURE THEM FOR HOURS AT A TIME HE'D MAKE THEM BEG FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC I DEDICATED MYSELF TO HUNTING DOWN THE VAMPYRE I FOUND THE SCUMFUCC FEASTING ON A FRESH VICTIM I DOUSED THE UNDEAD CUNT IN HOLY WATER, BEAT HIM WITH A CRUCIFIX, AND STAKED THE MOTHERFUCKER'S HEART TILL IT BURST VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC VAMPYRE SCUMFUCC
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ＢＥ ＭＹ ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ ＧＩＲＬＦＲＩＥＮＤ 03:34
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YOU LOOKING GOOD IN THAT NEON JACKET THAT FISHNET VEST DAT BOOTY IN THOSE LEGGINGS GOT MY HEART BEATING OUT MY CHEST LET'S MAKE VAPORWAVE, GIRLFRIEND BRING THE BPM DOWN TO NINETY OR LESS BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND IT'S LIKE YOU STEPPED OUT A FASHION MAGAZINE YOUR STYLE'S UNLIKE ANYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN YOUR AIRS AND GRACES ARE ALL I NEED TO BREATHE SUDDENLY, IT TURNS OUT I'VE CAUGHT YOUR EYE MIRRORED SUNGLASSES, I CATCH MY STUPID FACE STARING BACK AT ME BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND YOU'RE MALLSOFT EASY ON THE SENSES, EASY ON THE SOUL FALSE PROMISES BENEATH A CAPITALISTIC FACADE CONSUME YOUR CULTURE TIME AND SPACE, COLLAPSING BENEATH YOUR FEET WITH EVERY STEP YOU TAKE every move you make BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND BE MY AESTHETIC GIRLFRIEND
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ＰＵＮＫ ＲＯＣＫ ＫＩＬＬＥＲＳ ＦＲＯＭ ＯＵＴＥＲ ＳＰＡＣＥ 03:12
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PUNK ROCK KILLERS FROM OUTER SPACE THEY'LL KNIFE YOU UP, AND THEY'LL CUT OFF YOUR FACE I WAS VACATIONING WITH FRIENDS ON EPSILON 5 SUDDENLY, ALIEN PUNK ROCK KILLERS CAME AT US WITH LASERS AND HUNTING KNIVES THEY MURDERED ALL MY FRIENDS IN A VIOLENT FRENZY I WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT ALIVE PUNK ROCK KILLERS FROM OUTER SPACE PUNK ROCK KILLERS FROM OUTER SPACE PUNK ROCK KILLERS FROM OUTER SPACE I RAN INTO THE RAINFORESTS OF EPSILON 5 THE PUNK ROCK KILLERS FROM OUTER SPACE WERE IN HOT PURSUIT I DUCKED FOR COVER, AND BEGAN TAKING THEM OUT ONE BY ONE I SMASHED TWO OF THEIR HEADS IN WITH A MASSIVE ROCK I CUT ANOTHER ONE OPEN WITH THEIR OWN KNIFE GLOWING BLUE JELLY SPLASHED ALL OVER ME AS I ENDED THEIR WORTHLESS LIFE PUNK ROCK KILLERS FROM OUTER SPACE PUNK ROCK KILLERS FROM OUTER SPACE PUNK ROCK KILLERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE LAST PUNK ROCK KILLER WAS LYING IN WAIT HE WAS LOOKING TO KILL ME SUDDENLY, I GARROTTED THE MOTHERFUCKER FROM BEHIND WITH A JUNGLE VINE I CHOKED THE BASTARD OUT BEFORE HE PASSED OUT, I SHANKED HIM WITH HIS BEST FRIEND'S KNIFE AS HE TRIED TO CRAWL AWAY TO SAFETY, I THREW A SMALL BOULDER AT HIS UGLY PURPLE HEAD IT SMASHED HIM UP I DROPPED IT A FEW MORE TIMES ON HIS HEAD FOR GOOD MEASURE I FINALLY AVENGED ALL MY DEAD FRIENDS
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ＳＴＡＮＫＤＩＣＫ 02:46
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SAMANTHA HAD A PROBLEM HER BOYFRIEND GARY WANTED HER TO GO DOWN ON HIM BUT THE THING WAS, HE WEREN'T REALLY.... FRESH SAMANTHA ALWAYS WONDERED WHY GARY WAS SINGLE FIVE MONTHS INTO THEIR RELATIONSHIP, IT BECAME ALL TOO CLEAR THE SEX STANK.... LITERALLY AND NOW, GARY WAS PARANOID THAT SAMANTHA WAS GONNA TELL ALL HER FRIENDS ABOUT HIS NASTY STANKY DICK HE GOT THAT STANKDICK HE GOT THAT FUNKY SPUNK HE GOT THAT STANKDICK HE GOT THAT FUNKY SPUNK HE GOT THAT STANKDICK HE GOT THAT FUNKY SPUNK GARY WASN'T THE SHARPEST PENCIL IN THE POT HE ONCE DRANK HIS OWN CUM FOR TWO WEEKS 'CAUSE HE THOUGHT IT'D MAKE PINEAPPLES TASTE BETTER ONE LAZY AFTERNOON, SAMANTHA WAS ON TOP, DOING TOO GOOD A JOB THE SITUATION REACHED ITS CLIMAX WHEN GARY REACHED HIS HIS BABY BATTER HIT SAMANTHA SQUARE IN THE NOSTRILS NOW, SHE CAN'T EVEN WIGGLE HER NOSE WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT HIS NASTY STANKY DICK HE GOT THAT STANKDICK HE GOT THAT FUNKY SPUNK HE GOT THAT STANKDICK HE GOT THAT FUNKY SPUNK HE GOT THAT STANKDICK HE GOT THAT FUNKY SPUNK THE DOCTOR TOLD GARY TO LOWER HIS CHOLESTEROL OR HE WAS GONNA DIE GARY STARTED EATING FRUIT AND VEGETABLES HE STARTED WORKING OUT SAMANTHA COULDN'T WAIT TO DOSE UP ON THAT SWEET, FRUITY JUICE SUDDENLY, GARY TOLD SAMANTHA HE WAS GONNA ELOPE WITH HIS PERSONAL TRAINER, MARCUS NOW ALL SHE HAD TO REMEMBER GARY BY WAS HIS NASTY STANKY DICK! OH GOD, THAT STANKDICK OH GOD, THAT FUNKY SPUNK OH GOD, THAT STANKDICK OH GOD, THAT FUNKY SPUNK OH GOD, THAT STANKDICK OH GOD, THAT FUNKY SPUNK OH GOD, THAT STANKDICK OH GOD, THAT FUNKY SPUNK OH GOD, THAT STANKDICK OH GOD, THAT FUNKY SPUNK OH GOD, THAT STANKDICK OH GOD, THAT FUNKY SPUNK
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ＧＯＴ ＤＲＵＮＫ， ＳＨＯＴ Ａ ＭＡＮ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＦＡＣＥ 03:12
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I HAD A REALLY HEAVY NIGHT DOWN THE PUB THE BOOZE WAS FLOWING, THE MUSIC WAS BANGING IT WAS FUCKING PERFECT IT ALL TURNED TO FUCKING SHIT WHEN SOME GUY PULLED A GUN ON ME IN THE GENTS TOILETS MOTHERFUCKER DIDN'T THINK I'D PULL OUT MY GLOCK 29 SUDDENLY, I SHOT THE CUNT RIGHT IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I DIDN'T KILL THE CUNT BEFORE HE KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING, I SHOT HIM STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS TEETH BLOOD WAS POURING OUT OF THE BULLET WOUNDS IN HIS NOSE AND MOUTH I STAGGERED OUT THE PUB, MY GUN STILL SMOKING SUDDENLY, I FIRED ANOTHER SHOT THROUGH THE WINDOW I WAS SO FUCKING DRUNK I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE got drunk, shot a man in the face got drunk, shot a man in the face THE NEXT DAY, THE POLICE CAME BY MY HOUSE TO ARREST ME I WAS CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER, CRIMINAL DAMAGE, AND DISTURBING THE PEACE I WAS PROCESSED, LOCKED UP IN REMAND, AND PUT ON TRIAL A JURY OF MY PEERS FOUND ME GUILTY I WAS SENTENCED TO FIFTEEN YEARS IN PRISON I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE I GOT DRUNK, SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE got drunk, shot a man in the face
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ＤＯ ＴＨＥ ＭＡＲＸＩＳＴ ＳＨＡＫＥ 02:56
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CAPITALISM HAS CHEATED AND LIED TO ALL OF US FALSE PROMISES THAT WE WILL ALL BE EQUAL, IF ONLY WE JUST WORKED HARDER BREAKING DOWN THE WORKING CLASS, BUILDING UP THE BOURGEOISLE WORKING FOR NOTHING OTHER THAN THE FUEL PAYMENTS TO GET US INTO WORK THE NEXT FUCKING DAY DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE WHAT GOOD IS SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA BECOME THE SAME SYSTEM YOU REBELLED AGAINST? YOU DON'T WANT THINGS TO CHANGE, YOU JUST WANNA BE THE ONE IN CHARGE YOU WANNA RISE ABOVE YOUR STATION YOU WANT INSTANT GRATIFICATION YOU'RE JUST PAYING LIP-SERVICE TO BETTERING SOCIETY DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE IT AIN'T JUST ABOUT THE MONEY CAPITALISM'S ROOTS LIE IN SLAVERY, IN INDENTURED SERVITUDE, IN IMPRISONMENT WHAT DO THE CAPITALISTS CARE, AS LONG AS THEY GET THEIR SHARE OF THE WEALTH? ETHICAL CAPITALISM IS NOTHING MORE THAN VAPORWARE, AN ILLUSION TO PUSH BACK THE WORKING MASSES DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE DO THE MARXIST SHAKE
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ＳＨＵＦＦＬＥ ＩＴ， ＳＨＡＫＥ ＩＴ， ＰＬＡＹ ＴＨＡＴ ＦＵＮＫＹ ＭＵＳＩＣ 03:04
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GET FUCKED UP IN THE CLUB BUY A BOTTLE OF VODKA BUY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF RED WINE BUY A BOTTLE OF WHITE WINE BUY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF VODKA GET TRASHED OFF YOUR FACE AND DANCE LIKE A MANIAC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC DUCK INTO THE CLUB TOILETS DO A LINE OF COCAINE DOWN THAT SHOT OF TEQUILA YOU TOOK IN THERE WITH YOU GET FUCKED UP AND TRASH THE PLACE TAKE THE PARTY OUTSIDE SAY HELLO TO THE SEXY LADIES SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC TAKE THAT SEXY LADY TO THE CLUB DO SHOTS WITH HER SNORT COCAINE WITH HER TAKE HER BACK TO YOUR PLACE CHOP HER UP INTO PIECES WITH YOUR WOODAXE GET THE POLICE CALLED ON YOUR CRAZY ARSE GET SHOT DOWN IN COLD BLOOD BY ARMED POLICE, MURDERER! SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC SHUFFLE IT, SHAKE IT, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC
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Ｉ ＷＥＮＴ ＢＡＣＫ ＩＮ ＴＩＭＥ ＴＯ ＭＵＲＤＥＲＬＩＺＥ ＨＩＴＬＥＲ 02:50
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I BUILT A TIME MACHINE BEING THE SELFISH MOTHERFUCKER THAT I WAS, I DECIDED I'D GO BACK IN TIME TO KILL ADOLF HITLER AND PREVENT THE HOLOCAUST I TWIDDLED THE DIALS AND FLUXED THE CAPACITORS TO SEND ME BACK TO 1921, WHEN HITLER WAS STARTING OUT IN POLITICS I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I STOPPED OFF IN A BEER HALL IN MUNICH FOR A QUICK PINT SUDDENLY, ADOLF HITLER WALKED UP IN THE PLACE HE WAS ABOUT TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF HIS TRADEMARK SPEECHES AS HE STARTED RANTING ON AN ON ABOUT THE JEWS, I PULLED OUT MY UZI SUBMACHINE GUN, AND BLEW THE MOTHERFUCKER APART ADOLF HITLER WAS DEAD I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER i went back in time to murderlize hitler i went back in time to murderlize hitler I HOPPED BACK IN MY TIME MACHINE TO SEE WHAT EFFECT MURDERLIZING HITLER WOULD HAVE ON THE FUTURE AS I ARRIVED IN THE PRESENT, I FOUND IT A BARREN APOCALYPSE WHERE EVERYBODY SPOKE GERMAN SINCE HITLER HAD NOT COMMITTED THE ATROCITIES THAT MADE HIM INFAMOUS, EVEN WORSE MONSTERS THAN HIM ROSE UP AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH IT WAS ALL MY FAULT BECAUSE I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER I WENT BACK IN TIME TO MURDERLIZE HITLER
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ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＤＹＳＴＯＰＩＡ 03:06
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WE FUCKED UP BIG TIME WE TURNED AGAINST EACH OTHER AND DESTROYED THIS BIG BLUE WORLD OF OURS WE POLLUTED ALL THE WATER WE DECLARED WAR ON NATURE WE KILLED ALL THE ARTISTS WE LET THE ELITE ROUND US UP INTO DEATH CAMPS WE BURST INTO NUCLEAR FLAMES FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA YOU LET THE FASCISTS IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED AS THE MAN DECLARED WAR ON THE HAVES AND THE HAVE-NOTS YOU DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANYBODY THAT WAS DIFFERENT TO YOU YOU DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING TO STOP THE VIOLENCE YOU COULDN'T DO A DAMN THING WHEN THEY CAME AFTER YOU FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA future dystopia future dystopia future dystopia WE ARE LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO HEEL WE HAD THE CHANCE TO START OVER, BUT WE'VE SCREWED THAT UP TOO THERE'S NO WAY FORWARD WE ARE A BLIGHT WE ARE A CANCER ON THE EARTH FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA FUTURE DYSTOPIA future dystopia
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ＷＯＲＫＥＲＳ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＬＤ 03:08
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IT'S ALL GONE WRONG! WE GOT SO CAUGHT UP IN OURSELVES THAT WE FORGOT ABOUT THOSE THAT ARE WORSE OFF THAN US WE GOTTA SHOW SOLIDARITY TO THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD WE GOTTA SHOW THE CAPITALISTS THAT WE'RE NOT JUST SOME FRINGE GROUP WE GOTTA SHOW THEM THAT THE WORKERS ARE A GLOBAL CLASS WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WE'RE LIVING IN A GIG ECONOMY WE THINK WE HAVE CREATIVE AND ECONOMIC FREEDOM WHEN THE REALITY IS, THE WORKERS' RIGHTS ARE JUST BEING ERODED BENEATH THEIR FEET THE CAPITALISTS ARE FREE OF THE RESTRICTIONS THEY FACE WHEN DEALING WITH SALARIED WORKERS WE'RE ALMOST ALL WORKING FROM OUR FUCKING PHONES IS FLEXIBILITY WORTH THAT MUCH? WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD AS LONG AS CAPITALISM EXISTS, THE WORKING CLASS WILL ALWAYS BE POLITICALLY SUBJUGATED BUT AS LONG AS HUMANITY EXISTS, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE WHO WILL EXERT THEIR AUTHORITY OVER THE LOWER-CLASSES, WHATEVER SYSTEM THEY LIVE UNDER TO ELIMINATE CAPITALISM, WILL REQUIRE NOTHING LESS THAN THE COMPLETE OVERHAUL OF HUMAN NATURE WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD WORKERS OF THE WORLD
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ＹＯＵＲ ＮＡＮＡ ＯＤ＇ｄ ＯＮ ＥＣＳＴＡＳＹ 02:51
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I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR NANA DIED LAST NIGHT SHE DIED LIVING IT UP AT A WAREHOUSE RAVE YOUR NANA SNUCK A WHOLE LOAD OF MDMA DOWN HER BLOOMERS SHE PASSED SOME OUT TO THE KIDS THAT WERE THERE, THEN SHE TOOK THE REST HERSELF YOUR NANA PARTIED THE NIGHT AWAY UNTIL HER HEART STOPPED BEATING YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA WAS A GREAT GAL SHE WAS THE COOLEST NANA IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD YOUR NANA WOULD PARTY WITH ME IN THE VIP LOUNGE WE'D GET OFF OUR HEADS ON CRACK COCAINE WE'D DRINK VODKA LIKE IT WAS WATER IT'S BROKEN MY HEART THAT YOUR NANA'S DEAD THE PARTY SCENE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA FORGOT TO DRINK HER WATER AS SHE LOADED UP ON THE ECSTASY TABLETS SHE BURNED OUT YOUR NANA WAS DEHYDRATED TO HELL BUT SHE STILL KEPT DANCING TILL DAWN SUDDENLY, BEFORE IT WAS EVEN SIX AM, YOUR NANA COLLAPSED AND DIED IN A POOL OF HER OWN BLOOD SHE DIED WITH THE BASS POUNDING IN HER EARS SHE DIED WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY YOUR NANA O.D'd ON ECSTASY
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ＹＯＵ＇ＲＥ ＪＵＳＴ ＭＡＤ ＇ＣＡＵＳＥ Ｉ ＫＩＬＬＥＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＯＬＤ ＭＡＮ ＬＡＳＴ ＷＥＤＮＥＳＤＡＹ 03:12
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WHAT ARE YOU MAD AT ME FOR? I DID POLITE SOCIETY A FAVOUR I DID 'EM A SOLID THEY OWE ME BIG TIME FOR GETTING A NOTORIOUS CRIMINAL OFF THE STREETS YOUR DADDY WAS A CROOK HE WAS A SCAM ARTIST HE MADE A BIG MISTAKE SQUARING UP TO ME LAST WEEK NOW HE'S FUCKING DEAD YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY I WAS LOOKING TO DECK YOUR DAD FOR ASSAULTING TWO YOUNG GIRLS HE THOUGHT HE WAS SO TOUGH I CAME AT HIM WITH A BASEBALL BAT WE STRUGGLED FOR A BIT, THEN YOUR DAD TOOK THE BAT FROM ME HE SMACKED ME AROUND A BIT, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE SNUB-NOSED REVOLVER IN MY JACKET POCKET I EMPTIED ALL SIX SHOTS IN YOUR DADDY'S FACE YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY i killed your dad last week you mad, bro? i killed your dad last week you mad, bro? i killed your dad last week THE ONLY OTHER PEOPLE UPSET THAT YOUR DAD IS DEAD ARE THE PEOPLE THAT HE OWED MONEY TO YOUR DAD WAS A PIECE OF SHIT HE TREATED YOU LIKE SHIT AFTER I KILLED HIM LAST WEDNESDAY, THE POLICE ROCKED UP TO MY HOUSE HALF AN HOUR LATER THEY ARRESTED ME FOR MURDER, AND HAULED ME DOWN TO THE STATION YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN LAST WEDNESDAY you mad, bro?
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ＪＩＭＭＹ ＤＯＥ ＧＡＮＪＡＭＡＮ 03:04
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JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN WAS THE COOLEST GUY ALIVE HE USED TO SMOKE WEED ALL DAY, EVERY DAY HE USED TO PLAY 5-A-SIDE WITH THE NEIGHBOURHOOD KIDS JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN USED TO DJ AND PERFORM AT THE HIP HOP CLUB DOWN THE ROAD HE HAD ALL THE SEXY LADIES RIDING HIS DICK JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN WAS A LEGEND HE WAS A BAD MOTHERFUCKER JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN ALWAYS SEEMED TO BE ABOVE IT ALL ONE DAY, THOUGH, ME AND MY MATES FOUND OUT THAT JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN WAS SLEEPING WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS WE WERE LET DOWN WE WERE SICK TO OUR FUCKING STOMACHS JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN jimmy doe ganjaman jimmy doe ganjaman jimmy doe ganjaman jimmy doe ganjaman ME AND MY MATES CHUGGED A FEW BEERS AND WENT OUT FOR JUSTICE WE DRAGGED JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN OUT OF HIS POXY BEDSIT AND BEAT HIM TO A FUCKING PULP WHEN WE WERE FINISHED WITH THE FILTHY NONCE, WE DOUSED HIM IN PETROL, AND SET THE MOTHERFUCKER ON FIRE JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN CRIED AND BEGGED FOR MERCY AS HE BURNED TO DEATH JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN JIMMY DOE GANJAMAN
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Ｉ ＬＯＶＥ ＹＯＵ ＬＩＫＥ Ｉ ＬＯＶＥ ＤＲＡＷＩＮＧ ＧＩＲＬＳ 02:47
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I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MUSIC I LOVE YOU LIKE A LIE-IN I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MAKING MUSIC I LOVE YOU LIKE A SMOOTH TRAIN JOURNEY I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE LONDON I LOVE YOU LIKE A DANK MEME I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE DRAWING GIRLS I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE DRAWING GIRLS YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE DRINKING BEER I LOVE YOU LIKE A KING-SIZE BED I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MY COMIC BOOK COLLECTION I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE DRAWING GIRLS I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE DRAWING GIRLS i love you i love you i love you I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE WATCHING PORN I LOVE YOU LIKE A JAZZ ALBUM I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE EATING FOOD I LOVE YOU LIKE THE '90S I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE DRAWING GIRLS I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE DRAWING GIRLS I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE DRAWING GIRLS I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE DRAWING GIRLS i love you
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Ｉ＇Ｍ ＴＨＥ ＭＡＮ ＷＨＯ ＫＩＬＬＥＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＦＡＭＩＬＹ 02:56
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YOUR FAMILY WERE A BUNCH OF INBRED CRIMINALS THEY WERE NOTORIOUS PAEDOPHILES WHY NO ONE HAD THE BALLS TO TAKE THEM OUT, I DON'T KNOW I FIGURED I'D KILL THEM MYSELF SINCE NO ONE ELSE HAD THE GUTS TO DO SO ONE NIGHT, I SNUCK INTO THEIR DILAPIDATED HOUSE WITH JUSTICE ON MY SIDE I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY YOUR DADDY WAS STILL WATCHING TV AT FIVE IN THE MORNING I SHOT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD MY PISTOL WAS SILENCED SO NO ONE WOULD KNOW I WAS AROUND UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE SUDDENLY, I WAS SPOTTED HEADING UPSTAIRS BY YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER HE WAS OUT ON BAIL FOR RAPING HIS COUSIN I SHOT HIM TWICE IN THE CHEST, AND ONCE IN THE HEAD I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY i'm the man who killed your family UPSTAIRS, I KICKED YOUR SISTER'S BEDROOM DOOR DOWN SHE WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MUM, WHO WAS ALSO YOUR SISTER I WAS SO SICK TO MY STOMACH, I EMPTIED A FRESH CLIP FROM MY GLOCK 17 INTO BOTH OF THEM AFTER THAT, I DOUSED THE HOUSE IN PETROL I LEFT A GRENADE BEHIND TO EXPLODE AND SEND YOUR HOUSE OF HORRORS UP IN FLAMES I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY
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Ｉ ＳＨＯＴ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＲ ＣＲＩＭＩＮＡＬ ＴＯＮＹ ＢＬＡＩＲ 03:13
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ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH THE MIDDLE EAST WAS STILL IN TURMOIL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS ALL OF THE WESTERN WORLD'S ATTEMPTS TO LIBERATE THESE FRACTURED STATES HAD ONLY TURNED THEIR PEOPLE AGAINST US ALL THE WHILE, FORMER PRIME MINISTER TONY BLAIR WAS LIVING IT UP HE BECAME AN ENVOY FOR PEACE (hahahaha) HE WAS POCKETING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF POUNDS FROM CONSULTANCY WORK AND LECTURES I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR THE 2003 CAMPAIGN AGAINST IRAQ KILLED OVER HALF A MILLION OF ITS PEOPLE DOZENS OF IRAQIS WERE TORTURED AND MURDERED INDISCRIMINATELY NEARLY TWO HUNDRED UK TROOPS WERE KILLED TONY BLAIR THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO SEND OUR TROOPS OFF TO BACK UP GEORGE BUSH'S BULLSHIT AGENDA IN THE PRESENT DAY, I DECIDED I WAS GONNA SORT OUT TONY BLAIR ONCE AND FOR ALL I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR tony blair, war criminal extraordinaire I DROVE UP TO TONY BLAIR'S FANCY CRIB HE'D JUST GOT HOME FROM ANOTHER AFTER-DINNER SPEECH I HOPPED OUT MY HIRE VAN AND EMPTIED A WHOLE CLIP INTO THE FILTHY WAR CRIMINAL BEFORE I COULD CREMATE THE MOTHERFUCKER THOUGH, TONY BLAIR'S ARMED SECURITY FILLED ME FULL OF LEAD THEY SHOT ME TWENTY TIMES IN THE CHEST, THEN THEY FINISHED ME OFF WITH A DOZEN HEADSHOTS I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR I SHOT THE WAR CRIMINAL TONY BLAIR
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ＧＯＴ ＤＲＵＮＫ， ＳＨＯＴ Ａ ＭＡＮ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＦＡＣＥ （ｒｅｐｒｉｓｅ） 01:58
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ＮＩＣＥ ＴＲＹ ＳＡＴＡＮ， ＢＵＴ Ｉ＇Ｍ ＯＮＴＯ ＹＯＵＲ ＴＲＩＣＫＳ 03:14
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YOU'RE TRYING TO STEER ME ALONG THE WRONG PATH I'VE GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, MISTER DEVIL YOU'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO FILL MY HEAD WITH EVIL THOUGHTS I'VE GOT NO INTEREST IN YOUR GAMES YOU'VE GOT NO POWER OVER ME I'VE GOT THE POWER TO VANQUISH YOU FOREVER, TO CAST YOU OUT FROM THE WORLD! NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO GIVE ME ANYTHING I DESIRE YOU'RE A POWER-HUNGRY MANIAC WITH A TASTE FOR HUMAN SOULS YOU AIN'T GETTING MINE TODAY, SATAN I'M A PARAGON OF VIRTUE I'M A DESTROYER OF EVIL I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS YOU LOSE, SATAN! GOOD DAY TO YOU! YOU GET NOTHING! YOU ARE NOTHING! EVERYBODY HATES YOUR FUCKING GUTS THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING YOUR DIRTY WORK, DEVIL-MAN GO BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG, MOTHERFUCKER! NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS NICE TRY SATAN, BUT I'M ONTO YOUR TRICKS
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ＴＷＥＮＴＹ ＹＥＡＲＳ ＴＯ ＬＩＦＥ 02:37
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I GOT DRUNK I GOT HELLA FUCKED UP I GOT WASTED EARLIER IN THE WEEK, I GOT WIND OF A SEX OFFENDER LIVING IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD I THOUGHT IT'D BE A GREAT IDEA TO PAY HIM A VISIT I THOUGHT IT'D BE A GREAT IDEA TO MURDER HIM TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE I STAGGERED UP TO THE CREEP'S SEMI-DETACHED HOUSE AT AROUND A QUARTER TO MIDNNIGHT I HEADBUTTED HIS DOOR UNTIL HE ANSWERED IT SUDDENLY, I PUSHED THE MOTHERFUCKER BACK INTO HIS HOUSE WE FOUGHT FEROCIOUSLY OUR FIGHT TOOK US INTO THE KITCHEN I GRABBED A CARVING KNIFE, AND SHANKED THE DIRTY RAPIST AROUND TWENTY FIVE TIMES TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE THE NEXT DAY, THE POLICE KICKED MY DOOR IN I WAS ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH MURDER AT MY TRIAL, I WAS FOUND GUILTY AND SENTENCED TO TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE I WOULD NOT BE ELIGIBLE FOR PAROLE FOR FIFTEEN YEARS THIS WAS THE JUDGE'S WAY OF GOING EASY ON ME THERE WAS ONE LESS RAPIST IN THE WORLD, BUT THERE WAS ONE MORE MURDERER TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE TWENTY YEARS TO LIFE
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Ｉ＇Ｍ ＡＮ ＡＬＣＯＨＯＬＩＣ ＦＩＥＮＤ 03:51
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I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND THERE'S NOTHING I DO BETTER THAN DRINK MYSELF TO SLEEP DURING A CLUB SHOW A WHILE BACK, I GOT HELLA DRUNK WHILE THE INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE TO ONE OF MY SONGS WAS PLAYING SUDDENLY, I STARTED FIGHTING THE AUDIENCE WHEN I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING, IT WAS IN A PRISON CELL I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND I DRINK THAT WHISKY LIKE A FISH DRINKS WATER I NEVER PUT THAT BOTTLE DOWN ONE NIGHT, I PUT ON A BALACLAVA, WENT OUT, AND ROBBED A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE FOR BOOZE MONEY STRAIGHT AFTER THAT, I WAS DOWN THE PUB FOR A FEW PINTS BEFORE CLOSING SUDDENLY, I WAS ARRESTED BY THE POLICE FOR ROBBING ALL THEM PEOPLE I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND i'm an alcoholic fiend I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO AVOID A PRISON SENTENCE THE JUDGE ORDERED MY DRUNKEN ARSE TO GO TO REHAB FOR THE NEXT THIRTY DAYS, I WENT COLD TURKEY AFTER DAY THIRTY ONE, I STOPPED BY THE PUB FOR A WHISKY AND COKE SUDDENLY, I ASKED THE BARMAN TO HOLD THE COKE I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC FIEND

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released June 2, 2017

Merrell Nesker: drum patterns, production, vocals, artwork

Rachel A: muse

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