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I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
03:11
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THESE POLITICIANS WERE FUCKING UP THE COUNTRY
OLD RICH WHITE GUYS WHO WERE ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR THEMSELVES
KILLING THE POOR, THE BROWN, AND THE DISABLED
I HAD TO TAKE THEM OUT
THEY NEEDED TO BE ASSASSINATED
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
THE SCUMBAG MILLIONAIRES WERE GATHERED FOR A PHOTO OP AT A MILITARY GRAVEYARD
THEY WANTED PEOPLE TO THINK THEY CARED
THOSE SOLDIERS WOULD KILL FASCIST SCUM LIKE THEM IN AN INSTANT
I WOULD HAVE TO CARRY OUT THAT MISSION MYSELF
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I RAN UP WITH A GLOCK 10mm
I SHOT UP ALL TEN OF THOSE DIRTY POLITICIANS
AND THEN I PUMPED SOME MURDOCH JOURNALISTS FULL OF LEAD FOR GOOD MEASURE
I RAN OUT OF THERE QUICKER THAN O.J. SIMPSON AT A SPORTS SHOP
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
I KILLED TEN POLITICIANS
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YOU LOOKING FINE, GIRL
PINK HAIR, SLENDER CURVES
PASTEL TONE CLOTHES
LOOKING LIKE YOU CAME STRAIGHT OUT FROM AN ANIME
POCKETS FULL OF SPAGHETTI
LUMP IN MY THROAT
YOU'RE NOT SO MUCH OUT OF MY LEAGUE AS YOU ARE OUT OF MY REALITY
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
LOOKING LIKE YOU CAME STRAGHT OUT FROM AN ANIME
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
STEP UP TO THE PLATE, BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH
MATES BUGGING ME TO JUST SAY SOMETHING
TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD, NEVER TALKED TO A GIRL
I WAS ADOPTED AS A CHILD, DISCOVERED ABANDONED IN A BOWL OF SPAGHETTI
THE BIGGEST LOSER YOU'LL EVER KNOW IN YOUR LIFE
STARING FROM AFAR AT THIS DAMN GIRL LOOKING FINE
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
LOOKING LIKE YOU CAME STRAGHT OUT FROM AN ANIME
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
LOOKING LIKE YOU CAME STRAGHT OUT FROM AN ANIME
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
YOU OUT OF MY LEAGUE, GIRL
I AIN'T GOTTA BE A MENZA MEMBER TO KNOW THAT THIS WAS A BAD IDEA FROM THE START
HOT DAMN GIRL, LOOKING FLYER THAN AN ANIME
AESTHETIC FOR DAYS
CEL-SHADED CHIC, LA FREAK
LONG PINK HAIR FLOWING DOWN TO YOUR KNEES
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
LOOKING LIKE YOU CAME STRAGHT OUT FROM AN ANIME
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
LOOKING LIKE YOU CAME STRAGHT OUT FROM AN ANIME
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOKING FINE
LOOKING LIKE YOU CAME STRAGHT OUT FROM AN ANIME
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3. |
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
02:28
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WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO HEAR THESE PEOPLE OUT?
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DEBATE WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTS ME DEAD?
JUST AS SOME NEO-NAZI SCUMBAG IS FREE TO SPOUT HIS BULLSHIT, I'M FREE TO CALL HIM OUT ON IT
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
PEACEFUL PROTEST ISN'T GETTING US ANYWHERE
WHY SHOULD WE JUST STAND AROUND WHILE THEY'RE KILLING US OUT THERE?
NON-VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER ANYMORE
WE NEED TO DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST THOSE WHO WANT US DEAD
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
THE ALT-RIGHT ARE A BUNCH OF TOSSERS
THEY JUST DISMISS EVERYTHING RATIONAL AS 'FEELINGS'
SAFE SPACES ARE THE NEW SEGREGATION
WHEN YOU'RE DONE KILLING OFF THE CANCEROUS RIGHT, GET TO WORK ON THE LEFT TOO
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
DEATH TO NEO-NAZIS!
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4. |
TALL GLASS OF MELANIN
03:02
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SHE IS CURLS AND CURVES AND CONFIDENCE, OH MY!
SHE IS THAT DARKNESS
THAT ROUGH CUT JEWEL
SHE IS THAT BROWN SUGAR
THAT SICKLY SWEETNESS THAT'S JUST OH, SO WORTH IT
THAT SWING OF THE HIPS
THAT KISS FROM HER LIPS
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
THAT GAP BETWEEN HER TEETH
THE CHASM THAT DIVIDES US SO
SLOW DANCING
KEEP HER CLOSE
THAT BLACK GIRL MAGIC
HEX-A-PLENTY, MELANIN CHARMS
THIS WOMAN'S PUT A SPELL ON YOU THAT CAN'T BE BROKE
YOU'RE HERS NOW
NOW AND FOREVER
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
NUDE BEFORE YOU, FULLY DRESSED
HER SOUL, BARED
HER FULL GLORY, UNVEILED
SUDDENLY, SHE'S YOURS
BUT YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS GODDESS
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT RICHNESS
THOSE CURLS AND CURVES AND THAT CONFIDENCE
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
SHE'S A TALL GLASS OF MELANIN (drink up)
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5. |
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
02:41
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TONY BLAIR IS A WAR CRIMINAL
HE CALLED FOR THE INVASION OF IRAQ
AMERICA WANTED IRAQ'S OIL AND TONY BLAIR BENT OVER BACKWARDS TO GET IT FOR THEM
THERE WERE NO WMD'S
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
TONY BLAIR IS TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK TO BRITISH POLITICS
WELL, WE DON'T WANT YOU BACK, WAR CRIMINAL
TAKE ALL THAT MONEY FROM YOUR AFTER-DINNER SPEECHES, BUY A DESERT ISLAND, AND FUCK OFF
OR BETTER YET, CHECK INTO A PRISON CELL
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
ONE DAY, YOU AND THAT COCKWONBLE GEORGE BUSH WILL PAY DEARLY FOR YOUR WAR CRIMES
WE'LL FIND YOU GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS
WE'LL HANG YOU HIGH
YOU'LL BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED, MOTHERFUCKERS!
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
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I GOT WIND THAT THERE WAS A CHILD MOLESTER LIVING DOWN THE STREET FROM ME
I GOT CHATTING ONLINE WITH HIM
WE SET A DATE TO MEET UP TOGETHER
WE WERE GONNA MEET IN McDONALDS
WHEN HE GOT TO McDONALDS, HE WASN'T GREETED BY A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL, BUT BY ME AND MY BUDDIES
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
THE NONCE SAT DOWN WTH ME AND MY MATES
WE ORDERED A SHITLOAD OF BURGERS AND NUGGETS AND McFLURRIES
WE THOUGHT WE'D BE KIND ENOUGH TO GIVE THE NONCE A LAST MEAL BEFORE WE SORTED HIM OUT
ONCE WE WERE DONE EATING, WE TOOK HIM OUT BACK
I FITTED THE OSPREY SILENCER OVER MY GLOCK 23, AND SHOT HIM IN THE KNEES
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
AFTER I BLEW THE NONCE'S KNEES OUT WITH MY GLOCK 23, WE STARTED KICKING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM
WE SMACKED HIM UP WITH METAL BASEBALL BATS
WHEN WE WERE FINISHED BEATING THE PAEDO INTO PASTE, I SHOVED MY GLOCK UP HIS NOSE
I BLEW HIS FUCKING BRAINS OUT!
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
PUSH THAT BULLET THROUGH A PAEDOPHILE'S FACE
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7. |
DONALD TRUMP
02:44
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YOU ARE ONE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
YOU ARE ONE CRAZY BILLIONAIRE
YOU ARE ONE CRAZY SEX CRIMINAL
YOU ARE ONE CRAZY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED YOU PRESIDENT
THE KU KLUX KLAN GAVE YOU A RINGING ENDORSEMENT
RACISTS AND RAPISTS FROM ALL OVER THE LAND FLOCKED TO VOTE FOR YOU
THEY SEEM TO THINK YOU'LL SOLVE ALL THEIR PROBLEMS
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
YOU SAID YOU WOULD 'MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN'
YOU'VE GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU, MISTER PRESIDENT
YOUR WIFE'S AN IMMIGRANT AND YOUR VICE-PRESIDENT'S A BACKWARDS HICK
IN THE END, YOU'RE STILL JUST A PUPPET FOR THE ELITE
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
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YOU SOLD ME OUT
YOU TURNED ME IN TO THE POLICE AFTER WE ROBBED A BANK
YOU GOT OFF SCOT-FREE, WHILE I HAD TO ROT IN PRISON FOR TWENTY YEARS
WHILE I WAS IN PRISON, I KNEW ONE THING
I KNEW YOU HAD TO DIE, OLD FRIEND
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
TWENTY YEARS LATER, I GOT OUT OF PRISON
AS I READJUSTED TO NORMAL LIFE, I WAS FORMULATING MY PLAN TO MURDER YOUR SNEAKY ARSE
I FOUND OUT WHERE YOU LIVED
I FOUND OUT WHERE YOU WORKED
FATE WAS CONSPIRING TO BRING US BACK TOGETHER
I WAS CONSPIRING TO RUIN YOUR FAMILY'S DAY
WITH A GLOCK IN MY POCKET, I MADE MY WAY TO YOUR FANCY SEMI-DETACHED HOUSE
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
time to die, old friend
time to die, old friend
AT AROUND 10:15 PM, I KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR
I KNEW YOU'D BE HOME
I KNEW YOU GOT HOME FROM WORK ABOUT FOUR HOURS BEFOREHAND
AS YOU ANSWERED THE DOOR, I SHOT YOU TWICE IN THE CHEST
SUDDENLY, I SHOT YOU TWICE IN THE HEAD BEFORE YOU EVEN HIT THE GROUND
JUSTICE WAS DONE
YOUR DUMB ARSE FINALLY PAID FOR BETRAYING ME ALL THOSE YEARS AGO
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AROUND A QUARTER-PAST TEN
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9. |
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
02:27
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THIS GUY WAS LURKING ON MY TURF
I'D NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE IN MY LIFE
I FOLLOWED HIM TO AN ABANDONED HOUSE
SUDDENLY, THE MOTHERFUCKER TURNED AROUND AND SHOT ME
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
I RAN FOR MY LIFE WITH A BULLET IN MY ARM
I RAN BACK HOME AND WENT TO MY BEDROOM TO CLEAN UP
AS I TRIED TO GO TO SLEEP, THE SAME MOTHERFUCKER CLIMBED THROUGH MY WINDOW
HE TOLD ME 'SCREAM AND YOU'RE DEAD'
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
I GRABBED THE GUN OFF THE MOTHERFUCKER
THE BLOODLUST OVERCAME ME
I SHOT HIM TWICE IN THE LEGS, AND TWICE IN THE CHEST
AS HE CRAWLED TOWARDS MY BEDROOM DOOR, I SHOT HIM FIVE TIMES IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HEAD
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
LIFE IN THE GHETTO
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THIS GUY WAS CHASING ME THROUGH THE STREETS
HE WAS SPEAKING IN TONGUES WHILE WAVING A MACHETE
THIS GUY WAS LOOKING TO KILL ME
HE WANTED TO CHOP ME UP AND DRINK MY BLOOD
I DUCKED INTO AN ALLEYWAY
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE, THIS MOTHERFUCKER POPPED RIGHT UP IN MY FACE
HE WAS SCREAMING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
AS I RAN UP A FIRE ESCAPE, THE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER CHASED AFTER ME
HE SLASHED ME IN THE BACK WITH HIS MACHETE
I RAN ALL THE WAY UP TO THE ROOFTOP
I PICKED UP A BRICK AND THREW IT AT THE MOTHERFUCKER'S THICK HEAD
AS THE BRICK SMASHED HIM IN THE HEAD, THE CRAZY CUNT STAGGERED TOWARDS THE EDGE
HE WENT OVER THE ROOF, SCREAMING LIKE A WILD ANIMAL AS HE FELL
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
psycho killer scream
psycho killer scream
psycho killer scream
I RAN BACK DOWN THE FIRE ESCAPE
THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS ALL CRUMPLED UP ON THE CONCRETE
PSYCHO KILLING CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER WAS STREET PIZZA
SUDDENLY, HE STARTED LAUGHING AND SPRANG BACK UP TO ATTACK ME
HE WAS CLAWING AT MY FACE AND ARMS
I PUNCHED THE PSYCHO KILLER'S LIGHTS OUT
THEN I STAMPED ON HIS HEAD A FEW HUNDRED TIMES UNTIL HE WAS DEAD
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
PSYCHO KILLER SCREAM!
psycho killer scream
psycho killer scream
psycho killer scream
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YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND UNCHECKED FOR TOO LONG NOW
IT'S TIME SOMEBODY PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE
IT'S TIME SOMEBODY TOOK YOU DOWN A PEG
YOU GOTTA DIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU'RE A MANIAC
YOU'RE A DISEASED CRIMINAL
YOU'VE RUINED FAR TOO MANY LIVES
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, HUMAN TRASH!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WRITE ON YOUR TOMBSTONE?
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GET FOR YOUR DESPICABLE CRIMES
YOU'RE AN IRREDEEMABLE CUNT
WHEN I FINALLY BLEW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT, YOU LAUGHED LIKE A FUCKING LOON
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
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12. |
HAIR OF THE DOG (remix)
02:57
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I DRANK A WHOLE LOT OF BEER LAST NIGHT!
I DRANK SO MUCH CIDER
I DRANK SO MUCH WHISKEY
I WAS STILL KINDA DRUNK WHEN I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING
I DRANK SOME WATER TO CLEANSE MY PALATE, THEN I DIVED RIGHT BACK INTO THE BOOZE
HAIR OF THE DOG
HAIR OF THE DOG
HAIR OF THE DOG
I HAD A SPARE BOTTLE OF COKE
I EMPTIED MOST OF IT OUT AND REPLACED IT WITH WHISKEY
I NEEDED TO KEEP THE BUZZ GOING IF I WAS GONNA GET THROUGH THE DAY
ONCE I'D GOTTEN ALL OF MY CHORES DONE, I DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO THE PUB
I ORDERED TWO PINTS OF FRONTIER LAGER
HAIR OF THE DOG
HAIR OF THE DOG
HAIR OF THE DOG
hair of the dog
hair of the dog
hair of the dog
THE NEXT DAY, I BOUGHT TWO MASSIVE BOTTLES OF CIDER
I JUST WANTED TO KEEP THE BUZZ GOING
I JUST DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT
I BOUGHT A CRAPLOAD OF FRIED CHICKEN FROM KFC
I SAT DOWN WITH MY CIDER
AND GOT DRUNK AND FAT AND FUCKED UP FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
HAIR OF THE DOG
HAIR OF THE DOG
HAIR OF THE DOG
HAIR OF THE DOG
HAIR OF THE DOG
HAIR OF THE DOG
hair of the dog
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PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
02:22
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THE CRINGE IS TOO STRONG!
YOU'RE GETTING OFFENDED OVER THE MOST MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT
YOU'RE APPROPRIATING OTHERS' STRUGGLES JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL SUPERIOR
FUCK YOU!
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
IF YOU KEEP IT UP WITH ALL THIS SAFE SPACE BULLSHIT, YOU'RE GOING TO END UP SEGREGATING EVERYBODY
WHEN THE HELL DID THE LEFT BECOME SO FUCKING REPRESSED?
YOU'RE SETTING MARGINALISED GROUPS AGAINST EACH OTHER ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR WHITE GUILT
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
YOU'RE JUST PLAYING INTO THE HANDS OF CONSERVATIVES AND NEO-NAZIS ALIKE!
THEY'RE JUST DOING THEIR THING WHILE YOU IDIOTS ARE MAKING FOOLS OF YOURSELVES
WE NEED TO GET BACK TO STANDING UP FOR THE OPPRESSED
WE NEED TO FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY- THE ELITE
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
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TOMMY TUCKER WAS A YOUNG HOMELESS MAN
HIS PARENTS WERE THE BIGGEST PIECES OF SHIT YOU COULD EVER KNOW
TOMMY FELT HE WAS SAFER OUT ON THE STREETS THAN IN HIS OWN HOME
TOMMY WAS SLEEPING ROUGH ON AN INDUSTRIAL ESTATE WHEN ONE NIGHT, HE CAUGHT SIGHT OF A COUPLE OF BLOKES RUNNING OUT OF THE PRINTING PRESS
THEY'D ROBBED THE PLACE, AND KILLED THE OWNER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THE TWO CUNTS THAT ROBBED THE PRINTING PRESS WEREN'T EVEN WEARING MASKS OR ANYTHING
THEY SPLIT UP, ONE RUNNING ONE WAY, THE OTHER RUNNING PAST TOMMY
THE ROBBERY WAS ALL OVER THE PAPERS
THERE WAS A BIG FUCKING REWARD FOR THE TWO CROOKS
A FEW WEEKS LATER, TOMMY WAS OUT ON THE PAVEMENT
WALKING TOWARDS HIM, WAS THE SAME GUY TOMMY SAW ROBBING THE PRINTING PRESS AND MURDERING ITS OWNER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
crime pays
crime pays
crime pays
AS SOON AS TOMMY SAW THAT ONE CROOK, HE RAN FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE!
THE GUY RAN AFTER HIM
DUCKING INTO AN ALLEY, TOMMY TUCKER THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE
SUDDENLY, TOMMY WAS PUNCHED TO THE GROUND BY THE PRINTING PRESS ROBBER
THIS GUY BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF TOMMY
HE BROKE TOMMY'S FINGERS, AND PULLED OUT HIS TEETH
JUST WHEN TOMMY THOUGHT THE PAIN WOULD NEVER END, THE ROBBER PULLED OUT A SNUB NOSED REVOLVER
HE BLEW TOMMY TUCKER'S BRAIN'S OUT
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND DEATH OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND DEATH OF TOMMY TUCKER
THIS IS THE LIFE AND DEATH OF TOMMY TUCKER
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LAST WEEK, I CAUGHT WIND OF A PAEDOPHILE RING OPERATING IN MY TOWN
I HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
I WENT DOWN TO THE PARK
I CAUGHT ONE OF THEM TRYING TO CHAT UP A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL
I BEAT HIS ARSE UP
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I BROUGHT THE FUCKING NONCE TO MY HIDEOUT
ME AND MY MATES TORTURED HIM FOR INFORMATION ON THE PAEDOPHILE RING
WE MADE HIM TELL US EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
HE TOLD US THEY WERE GONNA HAVE A MEETING AT HIS HOUSE ON FRIDAY NIGHT
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
FRIDAY NIGHT, WE ROCKED UP TO THE PAEDOPHILES' MEETING
ME AND MY MATES CAME AT THE DIRTY NONCES WITH KNIVES AND CLAW HAMMERS
WE CUT 'EM UP, WE BEAT 'EM UP, THEN WE SET THEM ALIGHT
WE BURNED THAT NONCE SHACK TO THE GROUND!
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
I MURDERED A GANG OF PAEDOPHILES
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16. |
HOLLY BERRY
03:02
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YOU NEVER FAIL TO INSPIRE ME
YOU ARE MY MUSE
YOU ARE MY BIG INSPIRATION
YOU ARE THE SMOOTHEST OPERATOR
YOU ARE THE COOLEST GIRL I KNOW
HOLLY BERRY
HOLLY BERRY
YOU INSPIRE ME LIKE NO OTHER
YOU MAKE ME WANNA DO BETTER
MAKE ME WANNA BE BETTER
YOU'RE AN AWESOME HUMAN BEING
AND I CAN ONLY HOPE MY SILLY PAINTINGS DO YOU JUSTICE
HOLLY BERRY
HOLLY BERRY
YOUR BEAUTY, YOUR BRAINS
YOUR TAKE-NO-SHIT ATTITUDE
YOU DIDN'T JUST MAKE ME A BETTER ARTIST
I LIKE TO THINK, YOU MADE ME A BETTER PERSON TOO
I LOVE YOU, HOLLY BERRY
(in like, a totally platonic way. i don't have time for catching feelings now, i've got an album to finish)
HOLLY BERRY
HOLLY BERRY
HOLLY BERRY
HOLLY BERRY
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17. |
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
02:31
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I'M THE GUY WHO SUCKS THE BLUD OF THE VAMPYRE
I'M THE GUY WHO FUCKING FUCKS THEM UP
I'M THE GUY WHO MAKES THE MONSTERS BEG FOR THEIR MUMMIES
I'M THE NIGHTMARE'S NIGHTMARE!
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I KILL THE VAMPYRES
I SOAK THE BASTARDS IN HOLY WATER AND STAKE THEM THROUGH THEIR COLD DEAD HEARTS
AFTER THAT, THEY CRUMBLE TO DUST
THEIR DUSTY REMAINS SCATTER TO THE FOUR WINDS
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
vampyre killer
vampyre killer
vampyre killer
vampyre killer
I BEAT THEM ROUND THE HEAD WITH GARLIC BAGUETTES
I STUFF GARLIC DOWN THE VAMPYRES' THROATS
I LISTEN TO THEM BEGGING FOR THEIR UNLIVES
I LAUGH IN THEIR FACES
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
I'M THE VAMPYRE KILLA
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THIS CITY'LL WEAR YOU DOWN, SON
YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING CLIFF, AND THE CITY'S THE SEA
ERODING YOU YEAR BY YEAR
YOU WON'T SEE IT COMING
YOU WON'T KNOW IT'S THE END UNTIL YOU FINALLY BREAK
BECAUSE IN THE END, THE CITY TAKES ALL
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
THIS CITY NEEDS PEOPLE LIKE YOU
THE CITY NEEDS TO FEED
IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO HAVE YOU INSIDE IT
THE CITY'S GOTTA CONSUME YOU TOO
IT'LL CHEW YOU UP, SPIT YOU OUT
YOU'LL LOOK INTO THE MIRROR AND YOU WON'T EVEN RECOGNISE YOURSELF
remember who you are
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
THIS CITY'S A VAMPYRE, IT LIVES TO CONSUME
MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, IT'S JUST ANOTHER MEAL
WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, THE CITY WILL GO ON
EVEN YOU, FOR ALL YOUR TRYING, WILL NOT LIVE ON IN THE HEARTS OF OTHERS
YOU'LL BE FORGOTTEN
JUST ANOTHER CLIFF FACE, WORN DOWN BY THE IMMORTAL SEA
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
PICK YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE DOING FINE, SON
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19. |
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
02:33
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I WAS SENTENCED TO FIFTY YEARS IN PRISON FOR KILLING FIVE PAEDOPHILES
THE PAEDO'S FRIENDS KNEW SOME WELL-CONNECTED PEOPLE
THEY PUT ME IN THE SEX OFFENDERS WING
THE DIRTY NONCES WERE LOOKING TO KILL ME
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
THE PAEDOS ALL TRIED TO TAKE A SHOT AT ME
THEY WERE PISSED OFF THAT I'D KILLED SO MANY OF THEIR FRIENDS
I WAS PISSED OFF THAT THEY'D RUINED SO MANY CHILDRENS' LIVES
I TORE OUT A PAEDO'S THROAT WITH MY TEETH AFTER THE DIRTY NONCE TRIED TO SHANK ME
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON
rotting away in prison
rotting away in prison
THE WARDEN HAD ME PLACED IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT
A WEEK LATER, I WAS RELEASED FROM SOLITARY AND GIVEN A MACHINE GUN, AMMO, AND TWO AXES
THEY LET ME RUN RIOT IN THE SEX OFFENDERS WING
THEY LET ME KILL ALL THE DIRTY PAEDOS THAT HAD TRIED TO KILL ME
I MADE THEM SUFFER
I MADE THEM SCREAM
I MADE THEM BEG FOR MERCY
I WAS SOAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN PAEDOPHILE BLOOD WHEN I WAS FINISHED
I WAS RELEASED FROM PRISON FOR GOOD BEHAVIOUR!
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20. |
SHARMIN
03:21
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YOU HAVE BEEN MY MUSE SINCE OUR DAYS AT BROMLEY COLLEGE
YOU HAVE BEEN MY INSPIRATION FROM THE VERY BEGINNING
YOU HAVE BEEN THE BEST FRIEND I COULD ASK FOR
YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE PLEASURE TO PAINT
YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST TO TALK TO
YOU ARE THE SHARMALLAMA
SHARMIN
SHARMIN
SHARMIN
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, INSIDE AND OUT
YOU ARE TOO COOL AND AWESOME
YOU ARE THE KINDEST
YOU ARE THE GREATEST
YOU HAVE THE BRIGHTEST SMILE
YOU HAVE THE KINDEST EYES
YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST FRIEND I'VE GOT
YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST ART THAT I'VE MADE
SHARMIN
SHARMIN
SHARMIN
YOU ARE MY MUSE
I HOPE TO DRAW AND PAINT YOUR AMAZING SELF FOR YEARS TO COME
YOU ARE THE SMARTEST
YOU ARE THE COOLEST
YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST
YOU ARE A STYLISH, WITTY HUMAN BEING IT IS MY PLEASURE TO KNOW
EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU, SHARMALLAMA
SHARMIN
SHARMIN
SHARMIN
SHARMIN
SHARMIN
SHARMIN
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I WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM THE GRIM REAPER
HE WANTED TO CLAIM ME BEFORE MY TIME
I WASN'T HAVING ANY OF IT
THIS GUY WAS PSYCHOTIC
HE WAS OBSESSED WITH TAKING ME TO THE UNDERWORLD
I HAD NO CHOICE
I HAD TO FIGHT DEATH HIMSELF IN MORTAL COMBAT
THE GRIM REAPER HAD HIS SCYTHE
I CHOSE MY GRANDPA'S SAMURAI SWORD
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
THE BATTLE BEGAN
I KICKED DEATH'S ARSE UP AND DOWN THE BATTLEFIELD
HE TRIED TO PUT UP A HALF-DECENT FIGHT, BUT THE GRIM REAPER WAS NO MATCH FOR MY SICK SWORDFIGHTING SKILLZ
I KNOCKED THE SCYTHE FROM HIS GRIP
HE TRIED TO STRAIGHT-UP RIP THE SOUL FROM MY BODY
I SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD, AND STARTED KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AS HE WENT DOWN
SUDDENLY, I RAN DEATH THROUGH WITH MY KATANA
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
I KILLED THE GRIM REAPER
SUDDENLY, A MASSIVE DARK NIGHTMARE MONSTER APPEARED BEFORE ME
HE WAS THE TRUE DEATH, THE END OF ALL THINGS
HE TOOK THE FALLEN REAPER IN HIS CLAWS, AND ATE HIM UP WHOLE
HE SAID THERE'D BE ANOTHER ONE COMING TO TAKE HIS PLACE
HE TOLD ME TO WATCH MY BACK, BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH MY TIME HADN'T COME, IT WOULD COME, AND SOONER THAN I WOULD THINK
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL, GRIM REAPER
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23. |
KILL THAT PAEDO!
02:41
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KICK THAT PAEDO OUT OF HIS HOUSE
COME AT HIM WITH PITCHFORKS AND FIRE
CHASE HIM UNTIL HE COLLAPSES FROM EXHAUSTION
STOMP HIM INTO THE FUCKING DIRT!
KILL THAT PAEDO!
KILL THAT PAEDO!
PULL HIS FUCKING TEETH OUT
STOMP ON HIS STOMACH TILL HE SHITS HIMSELF
BREAK EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY
CUT HIS FINGERS OFF
HANG, DRAW, AND QUARTER THE FUCKING NONCE!
KILL THAT PAEDO!
KILL THAT PAEDO!
BURN THE PAEDO'S BODY
THROW IT ON A BONFIRE
DANCE UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
DANCE LIKE FUCKING SAVAGES!
KILL THAT PAEDO!
KILL THAT PAEDO!
KILL THAT PAEDO!
KILL THAT PAEDO!
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WRAPPED AROUND HER RIGHT ARM, THE TAIL OF A DRAGON TAKING PRIDE OF PLACE ON HER BEAUTIFUL BACK
HER LEFT ARM, AN EXQUISITE SLEEVE OF MEXICANA
SUGAR SKULLS
DAY OF THE DEAD
AN ELEGANT CANVAS
THE MOST BRILLIANT ARTWORK YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
SHE'S A CERTIFIED SWEET-TALKER
MOUTH LIKE A SAILOR
SEPTUM PIERCING, DIP-DYED
BLUE-ON-BLONDE
SHE HAS THE DIRTIEST LAUGH YOU EVER HEARD
FRECKLES ALL OVER, FROM HEAD TO TOE
BETRAYING HER PAST LIFE AS A REDHEAD
HAIR SO FRIZZY, WAKING BEDHEAD
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
got me trying every time
got me trying every time
got me trying every time
got me trying every time
FACETY LITTLE LADY
5'9", MAKING GANG SIGNS
ALL THE WHILE, SPINNING ALL THE BOYS ROUND HER PINKY FINGERS
CERTIFIED SWEET-TALKER
SHE'S GOT ME BUYING EVERY LINE, EVERY TIME
GOT ME TRYING EVERY TIME
got me trying every time
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL WITH THE TATTOOED ARMS
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Elbie Press Bromley, UK
Autistic beatmaker, the biggest fucking cheese in the universe, I draw cool girls, that's about it.
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