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S​T​U​P​I​D M​U​S​I​C

by Merrell Nesker

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AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! THEY'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN AND THEY'LL KICK YOUR ARSE! THEY'LL CHASE YOU ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AND PULL YOUR TEETH OUT THROUGH YOUR EYES AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! THEY'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN AND THEY'LL KICK YOUR ARSE! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! THEY'LL STEAL YOUR DOG AND THEN BLOW UP YOUR CAR THEY'LL KILL JUST ABOUT ANYONE FOR THE RIGHT PRICE YOU BETTER BEWARE, ALIEN DIRTBAG- YOU JUST MIGHT BE NEXT! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! THEY'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN AND THEY'LL KICK YOUR ARSE! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! THEY'LL SHOOT YOUR MUM AND FIRE UP THEIR GUITARS! THEY'RE A TWO-PIECE PUNK BAND WHEN THEY'RE NOT ELIMINATING CROOKS FROM OTHER PLANETS THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO PUT ON A SHOW! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! THEY'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN AND THEY'LL KICK YOUR ARSE! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! THEY'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN AND THEY'LL KICK YOUR ARSE! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS! THEY'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN AND THEY'LL KICK YOUR ARSE! AWESOME LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM MARS!
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YOU NEED TO WATCH OUT! THIS PAST WEEK, SEVEN PEOPLE WERE BRUTALLY MURDERED IN THE STREETS THOSE THAT WEREN'T CUT UP INTO PIECES WERE KILLED WITH A SINGLE DECAPITATING BLOW TO THE NECK THE SPECTRE OF FEAR HAS GRIPPED THIS TOWN OF MINE THE MAD AXEMAN, LYING IN WAIT YOU NEED TO WATCH OUT! BEWARE THE AXEMAN BEWARE THE AXEMAN BEWARE THE AXEMAN PEOPLE WERE FORMING ANGRY MOBS AND VIGILANTE GROUPS THEY HAD ENOUGH OF THIS MAD AXEMAN KILLING THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILIES THE POLICE HAD A TASK FORCE STAKING OUT HIS KILL SPOTS ONE NIGHT, THE TASK FORCE SPRANG A TRAP ON THE AXEMAN SUDDENLY, HE KILLED EVERY LAST COPPER IN A BURST OF BERSERKER RAGE BEWARE THE AXEMAN BEWARE THE AXEMAN BEWARE THE AXEMAN beware the axeman beware the axeman THE AXEMAN WAS STILL AT LARGE HE WAS STILL KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE NO ONE COULD STOP THIS MOTHERFUCKER ONE NIGHT, ARMED POLICE ROLLED UP THEY STOPPED THE AXEMAN BEFORE HE COULD BUTCHER A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL AND HER GRANDMA THEY TOLD HIM TO PUT THE AXE DOWN AND COME QUIETLY THE AXEMAN TOLD THE COPPERS TO GO TO HELL SUDDENLY, THE POLICE CUT DOWN THE AXEMAN IN A HAIL OF BULLETS EVEN WITH A FACE FULL OF LEAD, THE AXEMAN WAS SWINGING AT THE POLICE FINALLY, A SHOT TO THE CHEST BROUGHT THE AXEMAN DOWN THE MURDERING MOTHERFUCKER WAS FINALLY FUCKING DEAD
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DON'T PUT UP WITH THAT NEO-NAZI BULLSHIT IF THEY THINK THEY CAN SWAN AROUND, SWAGGER AROUND, MAKING LIFE HELL FOR THE BROWN PEOPLE- THEY'RE WRONG ANYBODY THEY CAN'T DEPORT, THEY'LL KILL YOU GOTTA STAND UP FOR YOUR FUCKING SELF! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! FREEDOM OF SPEECH ONLY PROTECTS MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE THEM AND US FROM GOVERNMENTAL REPRISALS WE'RE NOT GONNA STAND AROUND AND LET YOUR RACIST SHIT SLIDE YOU WANNA FIGHT? FEEL FREE TO PUNCH US STRAIGHT IN THE FISTS WITH YOUR FUCKING FACE, CUNT! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! YOU FAT FUCK NEO-NAZI YOU'D BE USELESS IF THE FOURTH REICH ROSE UP STAY AT HOME AND BITCH ABOUT YOUR SHIT LIFE ON THE INTERNET WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOUR SHIT ANYMORE JUST HURRY UP AND DIE SO'S WE CAN GIVE OUR FISTS A FUCKING BREAK FROM KNOCKING YOU CUNTS OUT PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE! PUNCH THAT NAZI IN THE FACE!
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THEY CAME FROM BEYOND THE STARS IT PROVED WITHOUT A DOUBT, IF THERE IS INTELLIGENT LIFE OUT THERE ON OTHER WORLDS, THEN THERE ARE THOSE TYPES OF LIFE THAT GET OFF ON TOUCHING KIDS THE ALIEN PAEDOPHILES WERE RUNNING DRY ON THEIR WORLD, SO THEY CAME TO PLANET EARTH THEY WANTED TO ABDUCT AND MOLEST HUMAN CHILDREN PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE I WAS INVESTIGATING THE PHENOMENON CHILDREN FROM RURAL AREAS, LIKE FARMS AND VILLAGES, WERE DISAPPEARING FOR DAYS AT A TIME, RETURNING WITH NO MEMORY OF THEIR ORDEAL ONE NIGHT, AS THE SUN WAS SETTING, I WITNESSED A CHILD BEING CARRIED AWAY IN A BEAM OF LIGHT I JUMPED INTO THE LIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND I WAS SWEPT UP INTO AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT! PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE nonces from another world nonces from another world nonces from another world nonces from another world I FOUND MYSELF IN A PLACE UNLIKE ANYWHERE I'D EVER BEEN BEFORE I FOUND KIDS LOCKED UP IN PERSPEX CAGES AN ALIEN PAEDO WAS FORCING HIMSELF ON AN INNOCENT YOUNG BOY I KILLED THE NONCE I STRANGLED THE ALIEN MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH WITH HIS OWN TENTACLES I WONDERED, HOW MANY MORE LIKE HIM WERE OUT THERE, STALKING OUR PLANET? PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE PAEDOPHILES FROM OUTER SPACE
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EVERYBODY THOUGHT YOU WERE AN IDIOT, THE WHOLE EIGHT YEARS YOU WERE IN POWER EVERYBODY WAS LINING UP TO ROAST YOU WHENEVER THEY HAD THE CHANCE YOU CREATED TURMOIL IN THE MIDDLE EAST JUST SO YOU COULD SEIZE CONTROL OF SOME FUCKING OIL YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU AND YOUR FRIEND TONY BLAIR ARE WAR CRIMINALS, PURE AND SIMPLE YOU TOLD THE WORLD THAT IRAQ HAD WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION YOUR PLOY WAS A WEAPON OF MASS DISTRACTION WE ALL KNEW YOU WERE IN IT FOR THE OIL, GEORGE FREEDOM? YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING george bush george bush george bush george bush YOU'RE ACTUALLY A HALF-DECENT ARTIST YOUR PORTRAITS OF WORLD LEADERS AND OTHER SUBJECTS AIN'T HALF BAD IF ONLY YOU'D STUCK TO PAINTING INSTEAD OF POLITICS, MAYBE THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE IN SO BAD A STATE YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PAINTING
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THE POLICE KICKED MY DOOR IN THEY WRESTLED ME INTO A SQUAD CAR AND CHARGED ME WITH YOUR MURDER EVEN THOUGH I SHOT YOU THROUGH YOUR KNEECAPS FOR BEING A RIGHT CUNT, I WEREN'T THE ONE WHO SLIT YOUR THROAT I HAD NO ALIBI BECAUSE I DRANK TOO MUCH WHISKY I HAD NO DEFENSE I WAS GONNA FACE LIFE IMPRISONMENT WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? I WAS PUT ON TRIAL THE EVIDENCE AGAINST ME WAS OVERWHELMING AS FAR AS THE JURY KNEW, I SHOT YOU THROUGH YOUR KNEECAPS, WATCHED YOU CRAWL INTO A CORNER, THEN SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH A HUNTING KNIFE I COULDN'T DEBATE THE FACT THAT I HATED YOUR FUCKING GUTS I COULDN'T DEBATE THAT I WAS INNOCENT OF YOUR MURDER AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION, THE JURY FOUND ME GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES I WAS HAULED OFF TO PRISON WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? going down for murder going down for murder I WAS DONE FOR I WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON WITHOUT PAROLE WHOEVER MURDERED YOU WAS LAUGHING THEIR ARSE OFF THERE WAS NO POINT IN APPEALING THE EVIDENCE AGAINST ME WAS OVERWHELMING FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I DID CUT YOUR THROAT OPEN AND DRAIN THE BLOOD FROM YOUR BODY I WOULD HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO THINK ABOUT MY MISTAKES WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER? WHO WAS SO KIND AS TO FRAME ME FOR MURDER?
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FREDDY WINDEN GOT RELEASED EARLY FROM PRISON FOR GOOD BEHAVIOUR HOWEVER, HE SURE WEREN'T GONNA CHANGE HIS WAYS OUTSIDE OF PRISON THE NEXT DAY, HE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A NINETEEN YEAR OLD GIRL THAT GIRL'S BOYFRIEND WAS STEVE MASON, OF THE NOTORIOUS MASON CRIME FAMILY THEY WERE GONNA KILL THE CUNT WHO TOUCHED THAT GIRL FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! STEVE MASON AND HIS MATES STALKED FREDDY WINDEN FOR A WEEK THEY WANTED TO GET AN IDEA OF HIS ROUTINE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT FROM 7.00PM, FREDDY WINDEN WOULD GO DOWN TO HIS LOCAL FOR AS MANY PINTS AS HE COULD BEFORE CLOSING AS FREDDY WINDEN STAGGERED BACK TO HIS COUNCIL HOUSE, STEVE MASON AND HIS MATES WERE WAITING FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! AS FREDDY WINDEN UNLOCKED HIS FRONT DOOR, STEVE MASON DRAGGED FREDDY INTO HIS HOUSE HIS MATES STARTED BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF FREDDY WINDEN THEY TORTURED HIM FOR HOURS, BEATING FREDDY WITH EVERY OBJECT HE HAD IN THE HOUSE AS THE SUN ROSE, THE GANG LEFT FREDDY WINDEN TO DIE FROM HIS BRUTAL INJURIES FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL! FREDDY'S GOING TO HELL!
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I WAS TAKEN FROM MY HOME IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT WHEN I AWOKE, I WAS NAKED, TIED UP IN A HALF-FILLED CAULDRON I WAS SURROUNDED BY ABOUT A DOZEN GOTHIC-LOOKING WOMEN THEY SAID THEY WERE WITCHES THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE GOING TO TRY OUT THEIR NEW SPELLS AND POTIONS ON ME SUDDENLY, THE LIQUID IN THE CAULDRON STARTED TO BOIL AND CONSUME ME I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES THE WITCHES MADE ME DRINK THEIR EVIL FORMULAE BURNING PAIN WRACKED MY BODY AS I WAS MORPHED INTO A VARIETY OF FORMS THE WITCHES BEAT ME AND BURNED ME AND TORTURED ME SEXUALLY SUDDENLY, ONE OF THOSE BITCHY WITCHES PULLED MY EYES OUT AND SWALLOWED THEM WHOLE THEY CUT OFF MY FINGERS AND MADE ME SWALLOW THEM WHOLE I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TURNED INTO A CHIMPANZEE THE EVIL WITCHES KEPT ME AS A PET THEY FED ME BUGS AND GRUBS AND BEER AND NUTS SUDDENLY, THEY RESTORED ME BACK TO HUMAN FORM THEY POURED LIZARD BLOOD DOWN MY THROAT, AND BEAT ME WITH THEIR BROOMSTICKS WHEN THEY WERE FINISHED WITH ME, THEY DUMPED ME ON THE MOTORWAY THEY LEFT ME TO DIE ON THE M25 I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES I WAS TORTURED BY A COVEN OF WITCHES
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I GOT FUCKED FAST ON BUCKFAST I GOT FUCKED UP ON WHISKY I GOT FUCKED UP ON RED WINE I GOT FUCKED UP ON VODKA I GOT TOO FUCKED UP TO FUNCTION I MADE AN ARSE OF MYSELF IN PUBLIC I GOT THE POLICE CALLED ON MY CRAZY ARSE THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION I STARTED A FIGHT WITH ANYONE IN MY LINE OF SIGHT I THREW AN OLD LADY DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE I GOT A CHANCE TO GIVE HER A GOOD KICKING, THE POLICE ROLLED UP IN THE SQUAD CAR THEY BEAT MY ARSE DOWN WITH THEIR BATONS THEY BUNDLED ME INTO THE BACK OF THEIR CAR THEY HAULED MY DRUNKEN ARSE INTO A CELL THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION I WAS CHARGED WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION I WAS CHARGED WITH ASSAULT I WAS CHARGED WITH DISTURBING THE PEACE I WAS TRIED IN A COURT OF LAW AND FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS I WAS SENTENCED TO SEVEN MONTHS IN PRISON THEY HAULED MY ARSE OFF TO BELMARSH THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION THEY CHARGED ME WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION
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THE OLD MAN THE DRAGON HE HAD THE DEVIL INSIDE HIM THE OLD MAN WAS A DESPICABLE CUNT WITH NO MORAL FIBRE A TWISTED, BLACKENED HUSK OF A MAN WHO KNEW ONLY EVIL I HAD TO TAKE HIM OUT I HAD TO DO GOD'S WORK I KILLED THE OLD MAN IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING IN MY BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI I KILLED THE OLD MAN IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING IN MY BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI I KILLED THE OLD MAN FOR YEARS, THE OLD MAN, THE OLD DEVIL, THE OLD DRAGON, HAD BEEN POLLUTING OUR RIVERS POISONING OUR CROPS EATING OUR CHILDREN HE WAS A DEMON A SICK CREATURE THAT SAW DECENT HUMANS AS NOTHING MORE THAN PLAYTHINGS I HAD TO DESTROY HIM BEFORE HE DESTROYED THE WORLD I KILLED THE OLD MAN IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING IN MY BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI I KILLED THE OLD MAN IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING IN MY BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI I KILLED THE OLD MAN i killed the old man i killed the old man I GOT MY MATES TO RUSH THE OLD MAN AS HE WALKED THE STREETS THEY BEAT HIM TILL HE WAS BLIND, AND DOUSED HIM IN HOLY WATER I PULLED UP IN MY NEW LAMBORGHINI AS I CAME TO A STOP, I RIDDLED THE OLD MAN WIH BULLETS I BLEW THE OLD MAN APART WITH MY TWIN SUBMACHINE GUNS MY LAND KNEW PEACE AND PROSPERITY ONCE MORE NOW THAT THE OLD MAN WAS DEAD I KILLED THE OLD MAN IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING IN MY BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI I KILLED THE OLD MAN IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING IN MY BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI I KILLED THE OLD MAN I KILLED THE OLD MAN IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING IN MY BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI I KILLED THE OLD MAN IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING IN MY BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI I KILLED THE OLD MAN
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ROCK GAVE WAY TO HIP-HOP NOW HIP-HOP IS GIVING WAY TO ME I GOT THE CRAZIEST SOUNDS THAT NO ONE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH I GOT THE KILLER LOOPS I GOT THE SICK BEATS I GOT YOU DEAD TO RIGHTS! HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS I'M UNTOUCHABLE I SOUND LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER HEARD BEFORE YOU'RE YESTERDAY'S NEWS YOU FUCKING SUCK CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DEATHBED, MOTHERFUCKER THE OLD WAYS ARE OVER THEYRE FUCKING DONE YOU'RE FUCKING DONE HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS hip-hop could never punk rock like this hip-hop could never punk rock like this YOU'VE NOTHING LEFT TO OFFER YOU'RE PAST IT YOU NEED TO STEP ASIDE FOR THE NEW POWER IN TOWN I'M GONNA ROCK RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA BRING THESE BEATS CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOUR EARS I'M GONNA BRING THIS HOUSE DOWN TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND! HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS HIP-HOP COULD NEVER PUNK ROCK LIKE THIS
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I WAS HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING NIGHTMARISH VISIONS WERE HAUNTING MY DREAMS AS I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO MUNCH DOWN ON A PACK OF SLEEPING PILLS, I WAS SUDDENLY OVERCOME AN EVIL FORCE LEAPT INTO MY BODY THIS WASN'T JUST AN ORDINARY DEMON IT WAS THE DEVIL HIMSELF I WAS BEING POSSESSED BY FUCKING SATAN THE DEVIL JUMPED UP INTO MY BODY THE DEVIL JUMPED UP INTO MY BODY THE DEVIL JUMPED UP INTO MY BODY ALL I COULD DO WAS WATCH FROM MY MIND'S EYE AS THE DEVIL TOOK CONTROL OF ME HE SNUCK OUT THE HOUSE UNDER THE PALE MOONLIGHT, HE FOUND AN UNSUSPECTING VICTIM WITH MY BARE HANDS, SATAN BRUTALLY MURDERED THIS POOR WOMAN SUDDENLY, HE PULLED THE HEART FROM HER CHEST AND DEVOURED IT LIKE AN ANIMAL THE DEVIL JUMPED UP INTO MY BODY THE DEVIL JUMPED UP INTO MY BODY THE DEVIL JUMPED UP INTO MY BODY i was possessed by the devil i was possessed by the devil i was possessed by the devil i was possessed by the devil I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY SOAKED IN FRESH BLOOD I REMEMBERED EVERYTHING THAT SATAN HAD DONE WHILST HE HAD INHABITED MY MORTAL BODY SUDDENLY, I FOUND A DOZEN CORPSES HANGING FROM MY CEILING I HAD NO CHOICE NO ONE WOULD EVER BELIEVE THAT THE DEVIL HIMSELF HAD POSSESSED ME AND USED MY BODY TO CARRY OUT HIS WICKED CRIMES I DOUSED MYSELF IN PETROL I CUT MY FUCKING WRISTS OPEN AS I BLED THE FUCK OUT, I STRUCK A MATCH MY BODY WENT UP IN FLAMES SATAN WOULD HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PATSY TO DO HIS DIRTY WORK FROM NOW ON AS I BURNT TO ASHES, ALL I COULD HEAR WAS DEMONIC LAUGHTER I HOWLED LIKE A WOLF I SCREAMED LIKE A BANSHEE I DIED SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY I DESERVED NO LESS FOR MY CRIMES
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GO DIAL 999 GO TELL THE OPERATOR ABOUT MY LATEST FUCK-UP GO TELL THEM TO SEND THE POLICE OVER TELL THEM THERE'S A MADMAN IN TOWN TELL THEM HE'S GOT A BROKEN BOTTLE OF BUCKFAST AND HE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT, BITCH! GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GRASS ME UP! RUIN THE FUN FOR EVERYONE IT'S LIKE I CAN'T EVEN MAKE PEOPLE'S LIVES HELL ANYMORE CAN'T A MAN GET FUCKED UP IN PUBLIC IN PEACE? THIS COUNTRY'S GOING TO THE DOGS GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME fuck me up fuck me up fuck me up fuck me up CALL THE FUCKING COPS ON ME, YOU SONS OF BITCHES MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF ME MAKE ME SERVE MY TIME ALIENATE ME FROM POLITE SOCIETY EXCLUDE ME FROM MY PEERS MAKE THE WORLD A SAFER FUCKING SPACE GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME GO AHEAD, CALL THE COPS ON ME
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YOU WERE A MENACE YOU WERE A FREAK YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING THAT EVER CROSSED YOUR PATH FOR GOOD OR FOR BAD, YOU NEEDED TO BE PUT DOWN LIKE THE DOG YOU WERE YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING THAT EVER CROSSED YOUR PATH YOU WERE A FREAK YOU WERE A MENACE I HAD TO BE THE ONE TO TAKE YOU OUT I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH AFTER ALL WE'D BEEN THROUGH, YOU STILL TRUSTED ME YOU DIDN'T HESITATE TO FOLLOW ME INTO THE WOODS THAT DAY YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT THIS WOULD BE YOUR LAST DAY ON THE EARTH AS I WORKED UP THE NERVE TO END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE, YOU TRIED TO WORK YOUR WAY BACK INTO MY FEELINGS YOUR TENDRILS WORMED THROUGH THE HOLES YOU'D LEFT IN MY HEART I CHOKED AS YOU HELD WHAT WAS LEFT OF MY HEART IN A VICE GRIP I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH BEFORE YOU COULD STRIKE THAT FATAL BLOW, I LASHED OUT SUDDENLY, YOU FELL TO THE GROUND THE TABLES HAD TURNED NOW I WAS THE ONE IN CONTROL AS YOU RAN AWAY FROM YOUR INEVITABLE FATE, YOU FELL DOWN A CHASM A BLOODCURDLING SCREAM TORE THROUGH THE AIR AS YOU FELL DOWN THE ENDLESS ABYSS TO YOUR FUCKING DOOM I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH I CUT YOUR FACE OFF TO SPITE MY NOSE, BITCH
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YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP FOR US YOU DRAGGED THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD INTO NUCLEAR FUCKING WAR YOU STUPID DUMB CUNTS WERE SO OBSESSED WITH PROVING YOUR MIGHT, YOU DIDN'T CARE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU AND YOUR SO-CALLED ENEMY SET THE WORLD AFLAME THOUSANDS, MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, DEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR HUBRIS AND THEN THERE'S YOU, IN YOUR IVORY TOWER DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG KILL EVERYBODY THAT COULD OPPOSE YOU, AND BUILD A NEW WORLD ORDER WHERE YOUR WORD WAS LAW YOU NEVER GAVE A DAMN ABOUT DEMOCRACY YOU JUST WANTED THE POWER TO EXECUTE YOUR EVIL SCHEME YOU JUST WANTED THE POWER ALL TO YOURSELF, YOU EVIL CUNT YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES
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THIS GUY THOUGHT HE WAS THE MESSIAH HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE SON OF GOD JESUS OF NAZARETH WAS A CRAZY JEW THAT MANAGED TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT HE WAS GONNA SAVE THE WORLD HE RODE UP INTO JERUSALEM ON A DONKEY HE CAME IN PEACE HE KICKED ALL THE MONEY LENDERS OUT OF GOD'S HOUSE THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! JUDAS SOLD OUT JESUS OF NAZARETH FOR THIRTY SILVER COINS AFTER JESUS' LAST SUPPER WITH HIS DISCIPLES, THE JEWISH ELDERS HAD HIM ARRESTED THE JEWS AND THE ROMANS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF JESUS THEY MADE A FOOL OUT OF HIM BEFORE THE FUSS HAD DIED DOWN, JESUS OF NAZARETH WAS CRUCIFIED THEY NAILED THE KING OF THE JEWS TO THE CROSS THEY LEFT HIM TO DIE THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! jesus christ jesus christ jesus christ JESUS OF NAZARETH WAS BURIED IN A TOMB THAT SAME FRIDAY BY SUNDAY MORNING, JESUS HAD RISEN FROM THE DEAD AFTER FORTY DAYS OF CATCHING UP WITH HIS FRIENDS, JESUS OF NAZARETH ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN JESUS TOLD ANYBODY THAT CARED TO LISTEN THAT HE WOULD RETURN TO EARTH ONE DAY HE WOULD RETURN TO EARTH IN ALL HIS GLORY THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD! THEY CRUCIFIED THE SON OF GOD!
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YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT YOU'RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE COMPLICIT IN CHILD ABUSE YOU'RE LETTING THIS NONCE RUN WILD YOU'RE LETTING THIS NONCE TOUCH CHILDREN YOU'RE A MENACE TO POLITE SOCIETY YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PICKED YOUR SIDE THE SECOND YOU REFUSED TO CALL THE POLICE ON YOUR PAEDOPHILE PARTNER YOU'RE JUST AS FUCKING CULPABLE YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS HE IS YOU NEED YOUR HEAD EXAMINED YOU NEED YOUR HEAD KICKED IN YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU'RE A RIGHT FUCKING CUNT YOU WERE THE FIRST TO GO I KICKED YOUR FUCKING DOOR DOWN I STABBED YOU THROUGH THE HEART BEFORE I BEAT YOUR PRECIOUS PARTNER TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS YOU TWO FUCKING FREAKS DESERVED NO LESS FOR YOUR CRIMES YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG YOU PAEDOPHILE-LOVING SCUMBAG
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HARRY WAS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON HE WAS A MILD-MANNERED, CELEBRATED GOURMET CHEF HE WAS AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME HE SOURCED ALL THE VERY BEST INGREDIENTS PEOPLE CAME FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY TO SAMPLE HIS WARES IF ONLY THEY KNEW.... CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA HARRY WAS A FUCKING CANNIBAL HE'D KIDNAP MODELS AND ARISTOCRATS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD HE'D BUTCHER THEM FOR THEIR SWEET, SUCCULENT MEAT HARRY HAD A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH SINCE CHILDHOOD HIS FUCKED-UP FATHER TAUGHT HIM HOW TO KILL EVERY NIGHT, THEY'D FEAST ON A FRESH VICTIM CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA cannibal killa cannibal killa cannibal killa cannibal killa NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THE DINERS IN HARRY'S RESTAURANT SUSPECTED THAT THEY WERE CHOWING DOWN ON HUMAN FLESH IF HARRY TOOK A LIKING TO ANY OF THEM IN PARTICULAR, HE'D HAVE THEM KIDNAPPED AFTER THEY'D FINSIHED THEIR MEAL HE'D PUT THEM TO DEATH HE'D STRIP THE TENDER FLESH FROM THEIR BONES HARRY WOULD KEEP THE GOOD PARTS IN HIS FRIDGE, READY TO COOK FOR HIS OWN PLEASURE CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA CANNIBAL KILLA
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DON'T TAKE IT SO FUCKING PERSONALLY TAKE YOUR SHITTY FRINGE TAKE YOUR SHITTY POLITICS TAKE YOUR SHITTY LIFE CHOICES DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE TAKE A NICE LONG DRIVE OFF THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BRIDGE DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! YOUR SAFE SPACES ARE THE NEW SEGREGATION YOU'VE TURNED THIS WORLD UPSIDE DOWN I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET SOME PUNK CHICK WITH A KEYBOARD POLICE MY THOUGHTS I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET SOME CONSERVATIVE MORON TELL ME HE'S THE NEW COUNTER-CULTURE THE WHOLE WORLD'S ABOUT TO GO TO HELL AND YOU'RE JUST TYPING OUT HASHTAGS DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST A WASTE OF FUCKING OXYGEN YOU'RE A COLLECTIVE WASTE OF SPACE YOU'RE JUST A MOTHERFUCKING LAUGHING STOCK YOU'VE BECOME EVERYTHING YOU HATED OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST SHOWING YOUR TRUE COLOURS GO COMMIT MASS SUICIDE WITH THE REST OF THE CULT OF THE PERPETUALLY OFFENDED DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?! DO I OFFEND YOU, YEAH?!
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YOU'RE A HUMAN VAMPYRE YOU'RE A FREAK OF THE NIGHT YOU DON'T REST UNTIL YOU'VE HAD THAT SWEET RED PLASMA YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED UNTIL EVERY LAST DROP OF A BODY'S BLOOD IS YOURS TO CONSUME DRAIN EVERY LAST DROP, SCUMFUCC EXSANGUINATION EXSANGUINATION EXSANGUINATION YOU'RE A MONSTER AND YET, YOU'RE ALL TOO HUMAN YOU THINK THAT BY DRINKING THE BLOOD OF OTHERS, YOU'LL STAVE OFF DEATH FOREVER YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG BATHING IN THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT MOTHERS WILL ONLY GET YOU LOCKED UP, PSYCHOPATH! IT'LL GET YOU STRAPPED TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR EXSANGUINATION EXSANGUINATION EXSANGUINATION it drains the blood from the body it drains the blood from the body it drains the blood from the body it drains the blood from the body YOU'RE JUST A SAD LITTLE MAN WHO'S SCARED OF DYING IF ONLY YOUR FAMILY WEREN'T SO FUCKED UP, YOU COULD'VE FOUND YOURSELF A HOBBY YOU COULD'VE FOUND LOVE NOW YOU'RE ROTTING AWAY IN A LOONY BIN, TRYING TO DRINK YOUR OWN BLOOD TO PRESERVE YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE ENJOY YOUR PSYCHE MEDS, MOTHERFUCKER! EXSANGUINATION EXSANGUINATION EXSANGUINATION EXSANGUINATION (it drains the blood from the body) EXSANGUINATION (it drains the blood from the body) EXSANGUINATION (it drains the blood from the body) EXSANGUINATION (it drains the blood from the body) EXSANGUINATION (it drains the blood from the body) EXSANGUINATION (it drains the blood from the body) it drains the blood from the body it drains the blood from the body it drains the blood from the body it drains the blood from the body it drains the blood from the body it drains the blood from the body exsanguination

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released August 26, 2017

Merrell Nesker: drum patterns, production, vocals, artwork

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