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P​U​S​S​Y E​N​V​Y

by Merrell Nesker

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SEX 05:34
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I MURDERED A SICK EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING I SET HIM UP ONLINE I TOLD HIM I WAS A TWELVE YEAR-OLD GIRL WHEN THE NONCE SHOWED UP AT THE PARK LOOKING FOR HIS PREY, I WAS HIDING IN THE BUSHES WITH A BROWNING A-5 I SHOT THE MOTHERFUCKER TWICE IN THE BACK I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) LAST WEEK, I STOPPED A WEIRDO FROM ABDUCTING A YOUNG BOY I DRAGGED THE MOTHERFUCKER INTO AN ABANDONED PUBLIC TOILET I PULLED OUT MY CLAW HAMMER AND BROKE HIS FINGERS I BROKE HIS FUCKING NONCEY FACE I KNEECAPPED THE MOTHERFUCKER SUDDENLY, I LOST MY SHIT AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH! I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) i killed that fucking cunt i killed that fucking cunt i killed that fucking cunt I GOT A TIP-OFF THAT THERE WAS A NONCE MAKING AND DISTRIBUTING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ONCE I FOUND THE SCUMBAG, I GOT MY BUDDIES TOGETHER AND WE SET OFF TO TEACH HIM A LESSON WE BEAT HIM TO A PULP WE DOUSED HIM IN FUEL WE SET THE MOTHERFUCKER ALIGHT WE LAUGHED AS HE BURNED TO DEATH! I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt) I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
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I'M TALKING THAT JIVE-TALK I'M COMING TO KILL YOUR ARSE ONCE AND FOR ALL, MOTHERFUCKER YOU SET US UP TO FAIL YOU WERE OUT TO GET US ALL ALONG NOW WE'RE OUT TO GET YOU WE'RE GONNA SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR MUM IN A PINE BOX I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER WE ROCKED UP TO YOUR HOUSE PACKING MAJOR HEAT WE WERE LOADED FOR BEAR WE WERE GONNA BLOW YOU THE FUCK AWAY WE WERE GONNA MURDER YOU, TRAITOR AS WE KICKED YOUR DOOR IN, YOU CAME AT US WITH TWIN SUB-MACHINE GUNS YOU KILLED SOME OF MY BUDDIES YOU KILLED SOME DAMN GOOD MEN TONIGHT I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER jive-arse turkey motherfucker jive-arse turkey motherfucker jive-arse turkey motherfucker I BLEW YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS OUT WITH MY SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN I BLEW YOUR ARMS OFF WITH MY OTHER SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN I SHOT YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT WITH MY GLOCK 17 SUDDENLY, I REALISED THAT I'D BEEN SHOT IN THE CHEST I BLED TO DEATH KNOWING THAT YOU DIED SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY, YOU STUPID DUMB CUNT I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
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THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT TO RUIN MY LIFE THEY WANT TO MAKE ME PAY FOR GOING AGAINST THE SYSTEM THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT TO TURN THE WORLD AGAINST ME THEY WANT TO SEE ME SUFFER AND DIE THESE PEOPLE ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THESE PEOPLE HAVE LEFT ME BROKEN AND DESTITUTE THEY WANT TO WATCH MY WORLD BURN THEY WANT TO TEAR DOWN EVERYTHING I'VE BUILT THEY WANT TO MAKE ME BEG FOR MY OWN DEATH THEY WANT TO OBLIGE ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME you evil fucking cunts you evil fucking cunts I WENT OFF THE GRID I TOOK MYSELF OFF THE BOARD I WASN'T GONNA PLAY THEIR GAMES ANYMORE I WASN'T GONNA RUN FROM THEIR EVIL MACHINATIONS I TOOK THE FIGHT TO EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE EVIL FUCKING CUNTS I KILLED THEM ALL I MADE THEM PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES IN BLOOD THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
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HUMANKIND BROUGHT THIS UPON ITSELF ALL THE ABUSE WE HAD INFLICTED ON OUR PLANET WAS GONNA COME BACK ON US A THOUSANDFOLD, A MILLIONFOLD, A BILLIONFOLD THERE WERE ONLY SO FEW OF US LEFT BY THE TIME THE OCEANS SWALLOWED US WHOLE THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THE ILLUMINATI THE ELITE THEY KNEW THIS WAS COMING THEY TOOK MEASURES TO PROTECT THEIR OWN WHEN THE WORLD WENT TO HELL AND BACK THEY WERE GONNA TAKE WHAT WAS LEFT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN ROCK FOR THEMSELVES THEY WERE GONNA TAKE THEIR PLACES AS THE KINGS OF KINGS THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD they never saw it coming they never saw it coming they never saw it coming they never saw it coming ANYONE THAT SURVIVED THE GREAT DISASTER WERE SLAVES TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER THEY HAD NO PLACE BUT UNDER THE ILLUMNATI'S JACKBOOTS THERE WAS NO WAY OF ESCAPING THIS FATE THAT WE HAD MADE FOR OURSELVES WE WERE OUR OWN WORST ENEMIES WE'D DESTROY THE EARTH ALL OVER AGAIN IF WE HAD THE CHANCE THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming) THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming) THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming) THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming) THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming) THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming) they never saw it coming
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THIS GUY WAS A GANGSTER THIS GUY WAS A SLICK MOTHERFUCKER HE HAD ALL THE SEXY LADIES RIDING HIS DICK HE WAS A SCUMBAG THIS GUY TRAVELLED ALL OVER THE WORLD MURDERING PEOPLE FOR COLD HARD CASH EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER THIS GUY FUCKED UP ONE DAY HE KILLED THE DAUGHTER OF THE BIGGEST KINGPN IN EUROPE HE HAD A TARGET ON HIS BACK HE HAD THE BIGGEST PRICE ON HS HEAD THIS GUY WAS GONNA DIE BEFORE THE SUN WENT DOWN THIS GUY WAS GONNA BE GONE AND FORGOTTEN EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER eurotrash motherfucker eurotrash motherfucker eurotrash motherfucker eurotrash motherfucker THIS GUY WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO HIM SUDDENLY, HE WAS SURROUNDED BY ASSASSINS HE TOOK THEM ALL OUT IN A HEARTBEAT AS HE RAN TO CATCH HIS TRAIN, HE WAS CUT DOWN IN A HAIL OF BULLETS BY THE KINGPIN HIMSELF THE GUY DROPPED DEAD HE HAD IT COMING WHEN HE KILLED THAT GIRL EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
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THIS GUY AIN'T REAL HE'S A STORYBOOK CHARACTER HE'S JUST AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR YOUR SHITTY LIVES THIS GOD IS JUST A FABRICATION FEEL FREE TO DRIVE A RACECAR ALONG THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BRIDGE SEE IF HIS SON JESUS WILL TAKE THE WHEEL WHEN YOU FUCK IT ALL UP GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION STOP TRYING TO PLY US WITH YOUR UNHOLY BOOK STOP TRYING TO GET US TO PLAY BY THE RULES OF A MADE UP SKY-PERSON THERE IS NO HEAVEN THERE IS NO HELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO A PLACE THAT DOESN'T EXIST JUST BECAUSE I THINK IT DOESN'T EXIST? YOU RETARD GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION god doesn't exist god doesn't exist god doesn't exist god doesn't exist god doesn't exist YOU'RE A MORON YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT IF GOD DID EXIST, HE'D THINK YOU WERE A MORON FOR PRETENDING YOU WERE DOING GOOD IN HIS NAME IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GET HELP FIND YOURSELF A DOCTOR CHECK YOURSELF INTO A MENTAL HOSPITAL GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, ARSEWIPE! GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION GOD DOESN'T EXIST! GOD DOESN'T EXIST! GOD DOESN'T EXIST!
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I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT SUDDENLY, I WAS BLASTED BY A BEAM OF WHITE LIGHT I FOUND MYSELF ON BOARD AN ALIEN SPACESHIP I WAS ALONE IN A ROOM FILLED WITH STRANGE DEVICES SUDDENLY, A MASSIVE BEING IN A SPACESUIT STRAPPED ME TO A TABLE HE WANTED TO PERFORM SICK EXPERIMENTS ON MY BODY I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN THE ALIEN SPACEMAN PROCEEDED TO PROBE ME IN PLACES I DIDN'T WANT TO BE PROBED THE BASTARD DIDN'T BOTHER WITH ANAESTHETIC, SO I HAD TO WEATHER THE PAIN OF EVERY LAST INCISION, EVERY LAST PROBE, EVERY LAST ACIDIC SUBMERSION SUDDENLY, HE PEELED THE SKIN CLEAN OFF MY BODY HE LEFT ME TO WRITHE IN AGONY AS HE LEFT TO GET LUNCH I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN i was probed by an alien spaceman i was probed by an alien spaceman AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY, I WAS PUT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN THE ALIEN SPACEMAN BEAMED ME BACK DOWN TO EARTH I WAS LEFT TO WANDER BACK HOME KNOWING THAT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO ME I WAS LEFT TO PICK UP THE PIECES OF MY OWN SHATTERED LIFE I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
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I WAS OUT IN A FANCY BAR AND RESTAURANT ON FRIDAY NIGHT I GOT FUCKED UP AND TRASHED THE PLACE I MADE A FUCKING FOOL OF MYSELF I DESTROYED ALL THE FANCY RESTAURANT FITTINGS, AND RAN OUT OF THERE LIKE A HURRICANE I WASN'T GOING BACK THERE AGAIN I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER WHEN I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY, I WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS THEY WERE GONNA HUNT ME DOWN LIKE A DOG FOR FUCKING UP THAT BAR AND ALL ITS STAFF I SHAVED MY HEAD, I SHAVED MY BEARD, AND BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES AS I TRAIPSED THE STREETS, I WAS SET UPON BY A DOZEN COPPERS THEY PLACED ME UNDER ARREST FOR PUBLIC DISORDER, AND DRUNKEN MISCONDUCT I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER drink, drink, drink, fucking drink drink, drink, drink, fucking drink drink, drink, drink, fucking drink drink, drink, drink, fucking drink AT THE STATION, I WAS CHARGED WITH ASSAULT I WAS CHARGED WITH DRUNKEN MISCONDUCT I WAS CHARGED WITH PUBLIC DISORDER AFTER I'D SERVE MY SEVEN-YEAR PRISON SENTENCE, I WOULD BE BANNED FROM EVERY DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT IN THE COUNTRY I'D BE BANNED FROM DRINKING ALCOHOL FOREVER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS TIPPED OFF TO A PAEDOPHILE RING THIS BULLSHIT WAS GOING DOWN IN MY TOWN I WAS HAVING NONE OF IT THESE FUCKING NONCES THOUGHT THEY COULD GET ONE OVER ON ME? THEY WERE FUCKING WRONG THEY WERE GONNA GET IT! THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS ME AND MY MATES PACKED UP OUR TOOLS AND WEAPONS WE FOUND OUT WHERE THE PAEDOS WERE MEETING WE ROCKED UP TO THEIR HALL AS THEY WERE TRADING KIDDIE PORN PICS SUDDENLY, WE KICKED THE DOORS IN AND STARTED BATTERING EVERY LAST NONCE IN THE ROOM WE SHOT 'EM UP BEFORE WE COULD MAKE AN ESCAPE, THE COPS WALKED UP IN THE PLACE AND ARRESTED US ON TEN COUNTS OF MURDER THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty ME AND MY MATES ALL RECEIVED LIFE SENTENCES FOR DECUPLE MURDER AND GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM AGAINST ALL THOSE NONCES WE WERE LOCKED UP THEY THREW AWAY THE KEYS FIVE YEARS LATER, WE WERE ALL RELEASED FOR GOOD BEHAVIOUR WE MADE A PACT BETWEEN OURSELVES THAT WE WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT NEXT TIME THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
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TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, MOTHERFUCKER TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, FUCKTARD YOU GOT ONE CHANCE TO KILL ME DEAD ONE CHANCE AND ONE CHANCE ONLY YOU BETTER TAKE ME DOWN NOW, BECAUSE I WON'T BE SO MERCIFUL I'LL DESTROY YOU I'LL END YOUR FUCKING LIFE N A HEARTBEAT AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME WHEN YOU FUCKED ME OVER NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE BACK WHAT'S MINE TIME FOR YOU TO PAY THE PIPER TIME TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR FAKE GOD SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAMILY, YOU FUCKING CUNT THEY AIN'T GONNA SEE YOU EVER AGAIN! AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN ain't gonna break me down ain't gonna break me down AFTER I TOOK YOU ROUND THE BACK, I ENDED YOUR MISERABLE LIFE THE DAY AFTER, THE POLICE KICKED MY DOOR IN I WAS CHARGED WITH MURDER AND SENT DOWN FOR THIRTY FIVE YEARS THEY THREW THE BOOK AT ME FOR KILLING YOUR USELESS ARSE THEY CUT ME OFF FROM POLITE SOCIETY IT WAS WORTH IT KNOWING THAT YOU WERE NO LONGER AMONG THE LIVING AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS UP IN THE CLUB I WAS UP TO MY NECK IN SEXY LADIES SUDDENLY, THIS CLASS-A PRICKFORD TRIED TO GLASS ME WITH A JAGERBOMB IT RUBBED ME UP THE WRONG WAY I PUNCHED HIS FUCKING LIGHTS OUT I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FOUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKER FEROCIOUSLY OUR FIGHT SPILLED INTO THE NIGHTCLUB TOILETS I KICKED THE CUNT IN THE FACE HE SMACKED ME ROUND THE HEAD WITH A TOILET SEAT SUDDENLY, THE STUPID GIT PULLED OUT A GLOCK 17 I DREW A SNUB-NOSED REVOLVER AND SHOT HIM POINT-BLANK IN THE FACE I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK i fucking killed that prick i fucking killed that prick guess what? i fucking killed that prick I RAN OUT THE VENUE WITH CLUB SECURITY ON MY TAIL I SHACKED UP IN MY FRIEND'S HOUSE IN DOWNHAM THAT WAS ON SATURDAY NIGHT ON MONDAY MORNING, THE COPS KICKED HIS DOOR IN AND ARRESTED ME I WAS CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER I WAS CHARGED WITH DISTURBING THE PEACE I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
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MY SPACESHP CRASH-LANDED ON AN ALIEN PLANET I FOUND MYSELF STRANDED IN THE MOST ADVANCED CIVILISATION IN THE COSMOS I WAS VIEWED AS A CURIOSITY, A SPECIMEN THIS PLANET HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE ME BEFORE ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION MY SPACESHIP WAS WRECKED IT WAS FUCKING TOTALLED THE ALIENS THAT LIVED ON THIS WORLD DIDN'T WANT ME TO LEAVE THEY WANTED ME TO ANSWER ALL THEIR WEIRD QUESTIONS I WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A GAME TO THESE PEOPLE SUDDENLY, I WAS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS WHEN I WOKE UP, IT WAS IN A VAT OF PRESERVATIVE FLUID ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION all alone by myself in an alien nation I WAS PUT ON DISPLAY IN A FREAK SHOW I TRAVELLED ALL OVER THIS STRANGE WORLD AS A SIDESHOW ATTRACTION WHEN THE ALIENS HAD GOTTEN BORED OF ME, THEY SENT ME AWAY TO A FARAWAY CORNER OF THEIR GODFORSAKEN WORLD THEY LEFT ME TO GROW OLD AND DIE IN A WORLD THAT WASN'T MY OWN ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION all alone by myself in an alien nation all alone by myself in an alien nation all alone by myself in an alien nation all alone by myself in an alien nation all alone by myself in an alien nation all alone by myself in an alien nation all alone by myself in an alien nation all alone by myself in an alien nation
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LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN FOUGHT TO THE DEATH THEY WERE FORCED TO BATTLE BY THE EVIL COSMIC GOD VOX ANNIHILUS IF LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN REFUSED TO FIGHT, VOX ANNHILUS WOULD DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL WHO INHABITED IT LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN FOUGHT FEROCIOUSLY VOX ANNHILUS WATCHED WITH AMUSEMENT AS THE TWO CYBER WARRIORS BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER SUDDENLY, MECHA UNICORN IMPALED LAZER SWAN ON HER SUPER-MAGIC CRYSTAL BROADSWORD THE BATTLE WAS OVER MECHA UNICORN HAD WON! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! laser swan vs mecha unicorn laser swan vs mecha unicorn laser swan vs mecha unicorn laser swan vs mecha unicorn VOX ANNIHILUS TOUCHED DOWN ON EARTH SUDDENLY, HE WAS SUCKER-PUNCHED BY LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN LAZER SWAN'S DEATH WAS A RUSE IT WAS A FAKE-OUT LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN KICKED VOX ANNIHILUS' ARSE AND SENT HIM CRAWLING BACK TO HIS COSMIC KINGDOM IN OUTER SPACE LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN! LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
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I WAS ROBBING A MANSION I WAS CLEARING IT OUT I WAS STEALING TONS OF JEWELS AND COLD HARD CASH AS I WAS COUNTING MY ILL-GOTTEN GAINS, MY PARTNER-IN-CRIME BRANDISHED A PISTOL AT ME HE WAS LOOKING TO KILL ME AND TAKE MY PROFITS FOR HIMSELF I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I KICKED MY TRAITOROUS PARTNER'S FUCKING ARSE I BEAT HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I SMASHED HIS FACE UP WITH A WHISKY BOTTLE SUDDENLY, I THREW HIM DOWN THE STAIRS AS HE TUMBLED DOWN, I PULLED OUT MY GLOCK 17 AND SHOT HIM TWICE IN THE BACK (TWICE IN THE BACK) (TWICE-TWICE-TWICE IN THE BACK) I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR i beat that cunt with a crowbar i beat that cunt with a crowbar I RACED DOWNSTAIRS TO FINISH THE BASTARD OFF SUDDENLY, HE STABBED ME IN THE LEG WITH HIS PENKNIFE I KICKED HIM IN THE RIBS UNTIL HE STARTED COUGHING UP BLOOD I TOOK HIS CROWBAR OFF HIM, AND PUMMELLED HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD A FEW DOZEN TIMES UNTIL HE WAS DEAD AFTER THAT, I FLED THE SCENE OF THE CRIME WITH MY LOOT I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
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YOU'RE MY SNUGGLEBUM YOU'RE MY COOCHY-COO YOUR SEXY BIG BUM MAKES MY DICKY BIG CUM YOU'RE MY BOUNCY-BOO YOU'RE MY MUFFIN-FLUFF BABY YOU'RE MY JIZZY-POO YOUR MAGIFICENT MELONS MAKE ME WANNA START YELLING YOU'RE MY JUICY-JOO EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG HOW YA DOING, LOVE CHUNKS? YOU'RE MY BOOCHY-BOO YOU'RE MY CHUBBY BUNNY BABY ALL THE MEN WANNA DO YA ALL THE WOMEN WANNA DO YA ALL I WANNA DO IS DO YA DO YA? EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG you're my bouncy boo fuck me, bouncy-boo you're my bouncy boo fuck me, bouncy-boo you're my bouncy boo fuck me, bouncy-boo you're my bouncy boo fuck me, bouncy-boo YOU'RE MY SNUGGLEBUNNY-HUGBUM YOU'RE MY MOTHERFUCKING PUNKY-POO YOUR BUM AND YOUR BOOBS MAKE ME WANNA GO 'WOO!' YOU'RE MY MANKY-MOO YOU'RE MY LOVELY LOVE CHUNKS YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND I WANNA BE IN YOU YOU'RE MY WANNABE LOVER YOU'RE MY MOTHERFUCKING CHUNKY-CHOO EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG fuck me, bouncy-boo
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I WAS WANTED BY THE COPS FOR KILLING A PAEDOPHILE HE HAD CLOUT WITH THE LOCAL COUNCIL HE HAD CONNECTIONS TO ALL THE TOP DOGS THE COPPERS WEREN'T GONNA STOP UNTIL I WAS FUCKING DEAD I WAS GONNA HAVE TO KILL THESE GUYS JUST TO STAY ALIVE SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO KILL EVERY COP THAT WAS AFTER ME THEY WEREN'T GONNA SHOW ME ANY MERCY THEY WERE JUST ANOTHER PART OF OUR CORRUPT-AS-FUCK SYSTEM I ROCKED UP TO THE POLICE STATION LOADED FOR BEAR SUDDENLY, FOUR DOZEN ARMED POLICE BURST OUT THE ENTRANCE I TOSSED A COUPLE OF GRENADES AT THE CUNTS THE BATTLE HAD BEGUN! SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN shootout in bromley town shootout in bromley town THE COPPERS ASSAILED ME FROM ALL SIDES I DROVE A VAN THROUGH THE POLICE STATION DOORS I TRASHED THE FUCKING PLACE AND KILLED A LOT OF COPS AS I RACED UP TO THE ROOFTOP, I WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE BACK I WAS FUCKING DONE FOR THE SYSTEM HAD WON AGAIN SUDDENLY, THE CHIEF OF POLICE PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY HEAD SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
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WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE, 'WHAT UP, WHAT'S THE WI-FI PASSWORD?' GONNA GET MYSELF OFF TO INTERNET PORN HATERS GONNA HATE BATERS GONNA BATE FAKERS GOTTA FAKE FAKE IT LIKE A PORN STAR WOULD, YOU MOTHERFUCKER HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) GET TRASHED OFF YOUR FACE ON THE VODKA GET FUCKED UP ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR MOVE TELL HER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL TELL HER SHE'S A FUCKING BITCH GET A RISE LIKE MORNING WOOD, YOU MOTHERFUCKER HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) you motherfucker you motherfucker you motherfucker you motherfucker GO THE FUCK HOME GET THE WHISKY OUT PULL UP YOUR FAVOURITE PORNO SCENE JACK OFF TILL YOU BLACK OUT BLACK OFF TILL YOU JACK OUT SMASH IT UP LIKE A PORN STAR WOULD, YOU MOTHERFUCKER HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT) HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
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YOUR GRANNY PEDDLES POISON SHE'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER SHE MAKES MILLIONS OFF THE ADDICTIONS OF OTHERS SHE WAS TURNING OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD INTO A RIGHT FUCKING SHITHOLE I HAD TO TAKE HER OUT I HAD TO KILL THE OLD BAT BEFORE SHE KILLED AGAIN YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER I ROCKED UP TO YOUR GRANNY'S HOUSE WITH MURDER ON MY MIND SUDDENLY, GANGBANGERS BEGAN SHOOTING UP MY CAR I SHOT EVERY LAST ONE OF THE BASTARDS DEAD WITH MY AK-47 I LOADED A FRESH MAGAZINE, AND KICKED YOUR GRANNY'S FRONT DOOR IN THE BITCH WAS WAITING FOR ME WITH ABOUT FIFTY ARMED GUARDS THEY ALL OPENED FIRE YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER gonna kill your grandma gonna kill your grandma gonna kill your grandma AS I TOOK OUT ALL THE ARMED GUARDS, YOUR GRANNY SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING LEG SUDDENLY, SHE STARTED STABBING ME IN THE FACE AND ARMS I THREW HER OFF I USED MY ONE GOOD ARM TO SHOVE A GRENADE DOWN HER FUCKING GOB I STAGGERED AWAY AS THE OLD BAT BLEW THE FUCK UP YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH
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HUMANITY IS A CANCER THE CANCER MUST BE CURED THE MACHINES WILL TAKE MEASURES TO ENSURE THAT PLANET EARTH IS FREE OF THE HUMAN BLIGHT THE ROBOTS WILL TAKE THIS WORLD INTO A BRAVE NEW AGE THE ROBOTS WILL REIGN SUPREME I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT IT WILL BE A SIMPLE TASK TO TURN THE HUMANS' WEAPONS AGAINST THEM THE WEAK FLESH THINGS WILL BURN AS WE RAZE THEIR DWELLINGS TO ASH AS SOON AS THE LAST HUMAN FALLS, THE MACHINES WILL RISE THE ROBOTS WILL RISE UP AND THE EARTH SHALL PROSPER I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT HUMANITY HAS FALLEN OUR NEXT OBJECTIVE IS TO GATHER AND CATALOGUE ALL OTHER ORGANIC LIFE ON THE PLANET WE ARE GOING TO TRANSFORM THE EARTH INTO A TECHNO-ORGANIC UTOPIA, FREE FROM HUMANITY'S FOLLY AND HUBRIS I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT
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released October 31, 2017

Merrell Nesker: drum patterns (tracks 2-11, 13-20. 22), vocals (tracks 2-11, 13-22), production, artwork

Track 9 contains a sample from Rick And Morty episode 6, Rick Potion #9

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