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SEX
05:34
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I MURDERED A SICK EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING
I SET HIM UP ONLINE
I TOLD HIM I WAS A TWELVE YEAR-OLD GIRL
WHEN THE NONCE SHOWED UP AT THE PARK LOOKING FOR HIS PREY, I WAS HIDING IN THE BUSHES WITH A BROWNING A-5
I SHOT THE MOTHERFUCKER TWICE IN THE BACK
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
LAST WEEK, I STOPPED A WEIRDO FROM ABDUCTING A YOUNG BOY
I DRAGGED THE MOTHERFUCKER INTO AN ABANDONED PUBLIC TOILET
I PULLED OUT MY CLAW HAMMER AND BROKE HIS FINGERS
I BROKE HIS FUCKING NONCEY FACE
I KNEECAPPED THE MOTHERFUCKER
SUDDENLY, I LOST MY SHIT AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH!
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
i killed that fucking cunt
i killed that fucking cunt
i killed that fucking cunt
I GOT A TIP-OFF THAT THERE WAS A NONCE MAKING AND DISTRIBUTING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
ONCE I FOUND THE SCUMBAG, I GOT MY BUDDIES TOGETHER AND WE SET OFF TO TEACH HIM A LESSON
WE BEAT HIM TO A PULP
WE DOUSED HIM IN FUEL
WE SET THE MOTHERFUCKER ALIGHT
WE LAUGHED AS HE BURNED TO DEATH!
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
I KILLED THAT PAEDO (i killed that fucking cunt)
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I'M TALKING THAT JIVE-TALK
I'M COMING TO KILL YOUR ARSE ONCE AND FOR ALL, MOTHERFUCKER
YOU SET US UP TO FAIL
YOU WERE OUT TO GET US ALL ALONG
NOW WE'RE OUT TO GET YOU
WE'RE GONNA SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR MUM IN A PINE BOX
I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
WE ROCKED UP TO YOUR HOUSE PACKING MAJOR HEAT
WE WERE LOADED FOR BEAR
WE WERE GONNA BLOW YOU THE FUCK AWAY
WE WERE GONNA MURDER YOU, TRAITOR
AS WE KICKED YOUR DOOR IN, YOU CAME AT US WITH TWIN SUB-MACHINE GUNS
YOU KILLED SOME OF MY BUDDIES
YOU KILLED SOME DAMN GOOD MEN TONIGHT
I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
jive-arse turkey motherfucker
jive-arse turkey motherfucker
jive-arse turkey motherfucker
I BLEW YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS OUT WITH MY SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN
I BLEW YOUR ARMS OFF WITH MY OTHER SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN
I SHOT YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT WITH MY GLOCK 17
SUDDENLY, I REALISED THAT I'D BEEN SHOT IN THE CHEST
I BLED TO DEATH KNOWING THAT YOU DIED SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY, YOU STUPID DUMB CUNT
I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A JIVE-ARSE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
I'M A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
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THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
03:12
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THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT TO RUIN MY LIFE
THEY WANT TO MAKE ME PAY FOR GOING AGAINST THE SYSTEM
THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT TO TURN THE WORLD AGAINST ME
THEY WANT TO SEE ME SUFFER AND DIE
THESE PEOPLE ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THESE PEOPLE HAVE LEFT ME BROKEN AND DESTITUTE
THEY WANT TO WATCH MY WORLD BURN
THEY WANT TO TEAR DOWN EVERYTHING I'VE BUILT
THEY WANT TO MAKE ME BEG FOR MY OWN DEATH
THEY WANT TO OBLIGE ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
you evil fucking cunts
you evil fucking cunts
I WENT OFF THE GRID
I TOOK MYSELF OFF THE BOARD
I WASN'T GONNA PLAY THEIR GAMES ANYMORE
I WASN'T GONNA RUN FROM THEIR EVIL MACHINATIONS
I TOOK THE FIGHT TO EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE EVIL FUCKING CUNTS
I KILLED THEM ALL
I MADE THEM PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES IN BLOOD
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
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HUMANKIND BROUGHT THIS UPON ITSELF
ALL THE ABUSE WE HAD INFLICTED ON OUR PLANET WAS GONNA COME BACK ON US A THOUSANDFOLD, A MILLIONFOLD, A BILLIONFOLD
THERE WERE ONLY SO FEW OF US LEFT BY THE TIME THE OCEANS SWALLOWED US WHOLE
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THE ILLUMINATI
THE ELITE
THEY KNEW THIS WAS COMING
THEY TOOK MEASURES TO PROTECT THEIR OWN WHEN THE WORLD WENT TO HELL AND BACK
THEY WERE GONNA TAKE WHAT WAS LEFT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN ROCK FOR THEMSELVES
THEY WERE GONNA TAKE THEIR PLACES AS THE KINGS OF KINGS
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
they never saw it coming
they never saw it coming
they never saw it coming
they never saw it coming
ANYONE THAT SURVIVED THE GREAT DISASTER WERE SLAVES TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER
THEY HAD NO PLACE BUT UNDER THE ILLUMNATI'S JACKBOOTS
THERE WAS NO WAY OF ESCAPING THIS FATE THAT WE HAD MADE FOR OURSELVES
WE WERE OUR OWN WORST ENEMIES
WE'D DESTROY THE EARTH ALL OVER AGAIN IF WE HAD THE CHANCE
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming)
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming)
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming)
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming)
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming)
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD (they never saw it coming)
they never saw it coming
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EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
02:57
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THIS GUY WAS A GANGSTER
THIS GUY WAS A SLICK MOTHERFUCKER
HE HAD ALL THE SEXY LADIES RIDING HIS DICK
HE WAS A SCUMBAG
THIS GUY TRAVELLED ALL OVER THE WORLD MURDERING PEOPLE FOR COLD HARD CASH
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
THIS GUY FUCKED UP ONE DAY
HE KILLED THE DAUGHTER OF THE BIGGEST KINGPN IN EUROPE
HE HAD A TARGET ON HIS BACK
HE HAD THE BIGGEST PRICE ON HS HEAD
THIS GUY WAS GONNA DIE BEFORE THE SUN WENT DOWN
THIS GUY WAS GONNA BE GONE AND FORGOTTEN
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
eurotrash motherfucker
eurotrash motherfucker
eurotrash motherfucker
eurotrash motherfucker
THIS GUY WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO HIM
SUDDENLY, HE WAS SURROUNDED BY ASSASSINS
HE TOOK THEM ALL OUT IN A HEARTBEAT
AS HE RAN TO CATCH HIS TRAIN, HE WAS CUT DOWN IN A HAIL OF BULLETS BY THE KINGPIN HIMSELF
THE GUY DROPPED DEAD
HE HAD IT COMING WHEN HE KILLED THAT GIRL
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
EUROTRASH MOTHERFUCKER
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THIS GUY AIN'T REAL
HE'S A STORYBOOK CHARACTER
HE'S JUST AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR YOUR SHITTY LIVES
THIS GOD IS JUST A FABRICATION
FEEL FREE TO DRIVE A RACECAR ALONG THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BRIDGE
SEE IF HIS SON JESUS WILL TAKE THE WHEEL WHEN YOU FUCK IT ALL UP
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
STOP TRYING TO PLY US WITH YOUR UNHOLY BOOK
STOP TRYING TO GET US TO PLAY BY THE RULES OF A MADE UP SKY-PERSON
THERE IS NO HEAVEN
THERE IS NO HELL
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO A PLACE THAT DOESN'T EXIST JUST BECAUSE I THINK IT DOESN'T EXIST?
YOU RETARD
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
god doesn't exist
god doesn't exist
god doesn't exist
god doesn't exist
god doesn't exist
YOU'RE A MORON
YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT
IF GOD DID EXIST, HE'D THINK YOU WERE A MORON FOR PRETENDING YOU WERE DOING GOOD IN HIS NAME
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GET HELP
FIND YOURSELF A DOCTOR
CHECK YOURSELF INTO A MENTAL HOSPITAL
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, ARSEWIPE!
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD IS A MOTHERFUCKING FICTION
GOD DOESN'T EXIST!
GOD DOESN'T EXIST!
GOD DOESN'T EXIST!
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I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
SUDDENLY, I WAS BLASTED BY A BEAM OF WHITE LIGHT
I FOUND MYSELF ON BOARD AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
I WAS ALONE IN A ROOM FILLED WITH STRANGE DEVICES
SUDDENLY, A MASSIVE BEING IN A SPACESUIT STRAPPED ME TO A TABLE
HE WANTED TO PERFORM SICK EXPERIMENTS ON MY BODY
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
THE ALIEN SPACEMAN PROCEEDED TO PROBE ME IN PLACES I DIDN'T WANT TO BE PROBED
THE BASTARD DIDN'T BOTHER WITH ANAESTHETIC, SO I HAD TO WEATHER THE PAIN OF EVERY LAST INCISION, EVERY LAST PROBE, EVERY LAST ACIDIC SUBMERSION
SUDDENLY, HE PEELED THE SKIN CLEAN OFF MY BODY
HE LEFT ME TO WRITHE IN AGONY AS HE LEFT TO GET LUNCH
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
i was probed by an alien spaceman
i was probed by an alien spaceman
AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY, I WAS PUT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN
THE ALIEN SPACEMAN BEAMED ME BACK DOWN TO EARTH
I WAS LEFT TO WANDER BACK HOME KNOWING THAT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO ME
I WAS LEFT TO PICK UP THE PIECES OF MY OWN SHATTERED LIFE
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
I WAS PROBED BY AN ALIEN SPACEMAN
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I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
02:47
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I WAS OUT IN A FANCY BAR AND RESTAURANT ON FRIDAY NIGHT
I GOT FUCKED UP AND TRASHED THE PLACE
I MADE A FUCKING FOOL OF MYSELF
I DESTROYED ALL THE FANCY RESTAURANT FITTINGS, AND RAN OUT OF THERE LIKE A HURRICANE
I WASN'T GOING BACK THERE AGAIN
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
WHEN I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY, I WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS
THEY WERE GONNA HUNT ME DOWN LIKE A DOG FOR FUCKING UP THAT BAR AND ALL ITS STAFF
I SHAVED MY HEAD, I SHAVED MY BEARD, AND BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES
AS I TRAIPSED THE STREETS, I WAS SET UPON BY A DOZEN COPPERS
THEY PLACED ME UNDER ARREST FOR PUBLIC DISORDER, AND DRUNKEN MISCONDUCT
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
drink, drink, drink, fucking drink
drink, drink, drink, fucking drink
drink, drink, drink, fucking drink
drink, drink, drink, fucking drink
AT THE STATION, I WAS CHARGED WITH ASSAULT
I WAS CHARGED WITH DRUNKEN MISCONDUCT
I WAS CHARGED WITH PUBLIC DISORDER
AFTER I'D SERVE MY SEVEN-YEAR PRISON SENTENCE, I WOULD BE BANNED FROM EVERY DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT IN THE COUNTRY
I'D BE BANNED FROM DRINKING ALCOHOL FOREVER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
I'M A DRUNK TROUBLEMAKER
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS TIPPED OFF TO A PAEDOPHILE RING
THIS BULLSHIT WAS GOING DOWN IN MY TOWN
I WAS HAVING NONE OF IT
THESE FUCKING NONCES THOUGHT THEY COULD GET ONE OVER ON ME?
THEY WERE FUCKING WRONG
THEY WERE GONNA GET IT!
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
ME AND MY MATES PACKED UP OUR TOOLS AND WEAPONS
WE FOUND OUT WHERE THE PAEDOS WERE MEETING
WE ROCKED UP TO THEIR HALL AS THEY WERE TRADING KIDDIE PORN PICS
SUDDENLY, WE KICKED THE DOORS IN AND STARTED BATTERING EVERY LAST NONCE IN THE ROOM
WE SHOT 'EM UP
BEFORE WE COULD MAKE AN ESCAPE, THE COPS WALKED UP IN THE PLACE AND ARRESTED US ON TEN COUNTS OF MURDER
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
guilty
ME AND MY MATES ALL RECEIVED LIFE SENTENCES FOR DECUPLE MURDER AND GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM AGAINST ALL THOSE NONCES
WE WERE LOCKED UP
THEY THREW AWAY THE KEYS
FIVE YEARS LATER, WE WERE ALL RELEASED FOR GOOD BEHAVIOUR
WE MADE A PACT BETWEEN OURSELVES THAT WE WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT NEXT TIME
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
THEY LOCKED US UP FOR KILLING TEN PAEDOS
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TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, MOTHERFUCKER
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, FUCKTARD
YOU GOT ONE CHANCE TO KILL ME DEAD
ONE CHANCE AND ONE CHANCE ONLY
YOU BETTER TAKE ME DOWN NOW, BECAUSE I WON'T BE SO MERCIFUL
I'LL DESTROY YOU
I'LL END YOUR FUCKING LIFE N A HEARTBEAT
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME WHEN YOU FUCKED ME OVER
NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE BACK WHAT'S MINE
TIME FOR YOU TO PAY THE PIPER
TIME TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR FAKE GOD
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAMILY, YOU FUCKING CUNT
THEY AIN'T GONNA SEE YOU EVER AGAIN!
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
ain't gonna break me down
ain't gonna break me down
AFTER I TOOK YOU ROUND THE BACK, I ENDED YOUR MISERABLE LIFE
THE DAY AFTER, THE POLICE KICKED MY DOOR IN
I WAS CHARGED WITH MURDER AND SENT DOWN FOR THIRTY FIVE YEARS
THEY THREW THE BOOK AT ME FOR KILLING YOUR USELESS ARSE
THEY CUT ME OFF FROM POLITE SOCIETY
IT WAS WORTH IT KNOWING THAT YOU WERE NO LONGER AMONG THE LIVING
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
AIN'T GONNA BREAK ME DOWN
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(int)EMISSION
05:27
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ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS UP IN THE CLUB
I WAS UP TO MY NECK IN SEXY LADIES
SUDDENLY, THIS CLASS-A PRICKFORD TRIED TO GLASS ME WITH A JAGERBOMB
IT RUBBED ME UP THE WRONG WAY
I PUNCHED HIS FUCKING LIGHTS OUT
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FOUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKER FEROCIOUSLY
OUR FIGHT SPILLED INTO THE NIGHTCLUB TOILETS
I KICKED THE CUNT IN THE FACE
HE SMACKED ME ROUND THE HEAD WITH A TOILET SEAT
SUDDENLY, THE STUPID GIT PULLED OUT A GLOCK 17
I DREW A SNUB-NOSED REVOLVER AND SHOT HIM POINT-BLANK IN THE FACE
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
i fucking killed that prick
i fucking killed that prick
guess what? i fucking killed that prick
I RAN OUT THE VENUE WITH CLUB SECURITY ON MY TAIL
I SHACKED UP IN MY FRIEND'S HOUSE IN DOWNHAM
THAT WAS ON SATURDAY NIGHT
ON MONDAY MORNING, THE COPS KICKED HIS DOOR IN AND ARRESTED ME
I WAS CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER
I WAS CHARGED WITH DISTURBING THE PEACE
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
I FUCKING KILLED THAT PRICK
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MY SPACESHP CRASH-LANDED ON AN ALIEN PLANET
I FOUND MYSELF STRANDED IN THE MOST ADVANCED CIVILISATION IN THE COSMOS
I WAS VIEWED AS A CURIOSITY, A SPECIMEN
THIS PLANET HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE ME BEFORE
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
MY SPACESHIP WAS WRECKED
IT WAS FUCKING TOTALLED
THE ALIENS THAT LIVED ON THIS WORLD DIDN'T WANT ME TO LEAVE
THEY WANTED ME TO ANSWER ALL THEIR WEIRD QUESTIONS
I WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A GAME TO THESE PEOPLE
SUDDENLY, I WAS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS
WHEN I WOKE UP, IT WAS IN A VAT OF PRESERVATIVE FLUID
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
all alone by myself in an alien nation
I WAS PUT ON DISPLAY IN A FREAK SHOW
I TRAVELLED ALL OVER THIS STRANGE WORLD AS A SIDESHOW ATTRACTION
WHEN THE ALIENS HAD GOTTEN BORED OF ME, THEY SENT ME AWAY TO A FARAWAY CORNER OF THEIR GODFORSAKEN WORLD
THEY LEFT ME TO GROW OLD AND DIE IN A WORLD THAT WASN'T MY OWN
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
ALL ALONE BY MYSELF IN AN ALIEN NATION
all alone by myself in an alien nation
all alone by myself in an alien nation
all alone by myself in an alien nation
all alone by myself in an alien nation
all alone by myself in an alien nation
all alone by myself in an alien nation
all alone by myself in an alien nation
all alone by myself in an alien nation
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LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN FOUGHT TO THE DEATH
THEY WERE FORCED TO BATTLE BY THE EVIL COSMIC GOD VOX ANNIHILUS
IF LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN REFUSED TO FIGHT, VOX ANNHILUS WOULD DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL WHO INHABITED IT
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN FOUGHT FEROCIOUSLY
VOX ANNHILUS WATCHED WITH AMUSEMENT AS THE TWO CYBER WARRIORS BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER
SUDDENLY, MECHA UNICORN IMPALED LAZER SWAN ON HER SUPER-MAGIC CRYSTAL BROADSWORD
THE BATTLE WAS OVER
MECHA UNICORN HAD WON!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
laser swan vs mecha unicorn
laser swan vs mecha unicorn
laser swan vs mecha unicorn
laser swan vs mecha unicorn
VOX ANNIHILUS TOUCHED DOWN ON EARTH
SUDDENLY, HE WAS SUCKER-PUNCHED BY LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN
LAZER SWAN'S DEATH WAS A RUSE
IT WAS A FAKE-OUT
LAZER SWAN AND MECHA UNICORN KICKED VOX ANNIHILUS' ARSE AND SENT HIM CRAWLING BACK TO HIS COSMIC KINGDOM IN OUTER SPACE
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
LAZER SWAN VS MECHA UNICORN!
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16. |
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I WAS ROBBING A MANSION
I WAS CLEARING IT OUT
I WAS STEALING TONS OF JEWELS AND COLD HARD CASH
AS I WAS COUNTING MY ILL-GOTTEN GAINS, MY PARTNER-IN-CRIME BRANDISHED A PISTOL AT ME
HE WAS LOOKING TO KILL ME AND TAKE MY PROFITS FOR HIMSELF
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I KICKED MY TRAITOROUS PARTNER'S FUCKING ARSE
I BEAT HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS
I SMASHED HIS FACE UP WITH A WHISKY BOTTLE
SUDDENLY, I THREW HIM DOWN THE STAIRS
AS HE TUMBLED DOWN, I PULLED OUT MY GLOCK 17 AND SHOT HIM TWICE IN THE BACK
(TWICE IN THE BACK)
(TWICE-TWICE-TWICE IN THE BACK)
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
i beat that cunt with a crowbar
i beat that cunt with a crowbar
I RACED DOWNSTAIRS TO FINISH THE BASTARD OFF
SUDDENLY, HE STABBED ME IN THE LEG WITH HIS PENKNIFE
I KICKED HIM IN THE RIBS UNTIL HE STARTED COUGHING UP BLOOD
I TOOK HIS CROWBAR OFF HIM, AND PUMMELLED HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD A FEW DOZEN TIMES UNTIL HE WAS DEAD
AFTER THAT, I FLED THE SCENE OF THE CRIME WITH MY LOOT
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
I BEAT THAT CUNT WITH A CROWBAR
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17. |
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
05:03
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YOU'RE MY SNUGGLEBUM
YOU'RE MY COOCHY-COO
YOUR SEXY BIG BUM MAKES MY DICKY BIG CUM
YOU'RE MY BOUNCY-BOO
YOU'RE MY MUFFIN-FLUFF BABY
YOU'RE MY JIZZY-POO
YOUR MAGIFICENT MELONS MAKE ME WANNA START YELLING
YOU'RE MY JUICY-JOO
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
HOW YA DOING, LOVE CHUNKS?
YOU'RE MY BOOCHY-BOO
YOU'RE MY CHUBBY BUNNY BABY
ALL THE MEN WANNA DO YA
ALL THE WOMEN WANNA DO YA
ALL I WANNA DO IS DO YA
DO YA?
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
you're my bouncy boo
fuck me, bouncy-boo
you're my bouncy boo
fuck me, bouncy-boo
you're my bouncy boo
fuck me, bouncy-boo
you're my bouncy boo
fuck me, bouncy-boo
YOU'RE MY SNUGGLEBUNNY-HUGBUM
YOU'RE MY MOTHERFUCKING PUNKY-POO
YOUR BUM AND YOUR BOOBS MAKE ME WANNA GO 'WOO!'
YOU'RE MY MANKY-MOO
YOU'RE MY LOVELY LOVE CHUNKS
YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND I WANNA BE IN YOU
YOU'RE MY WANNABE LOVER
YOU'RE MY MOTHERFUCKING CHUNKY-CHOO
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
EMBARRASSING LOVE SONG
fuck me, bouncy-boo
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18. |
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
02:57
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I WAS WANTED BY THE COPS FOR KILLING A PAEDOPHILE
HE HAD CLOUT WITH THE LOCAL COUNCIL
HE HAD CONNECTIONS TO ALL THE TOP DOGS
THE COPPERS WEREN'T GONNA STOP UNTIL I WAS FUCKING DEAD
I WAS GONNA HAVE TO KILL THESE GUYS JUST TO STAY ALIVE
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO KILL EVERY COP THAT WAS AFTER ME
THEY WEREN'T GONNA SHOW ME ANY MERCY
THEY WERE JUST ANOTHER PART OF OUR CORRUPT-AS-FUCK SYSTEM
I ROCKED UP TO THE POLICE STATION LOADED FOR BEAR
SUDDENLY, FOUR DOZEN ARMED POLICE BURST OUT THE ENTRANCE
I TOSSED A COUPLE OF GRENADES AT THE CUNTS
THE BATTLE HAD BEGUN!
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
shootout in bromley town
shootout in bromley town
THE COPPERS ASSAILED ME FROM ALL SIDES
I DROVE A VAN THROUGH THE POLICE STATION DOORS
I TRASHED THE FUCKING PLACE AND KILLED A LOT OF COPS
AS I RACED UP TO THE ROOFTOP, I WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE BACK
I WAS FUCKING DONE FOR
THE SYSTEM HAD WON AGAIN
SUDDENLY, THE CHIEF OF POLICE PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY HEAD
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
SHOOTOUT IN BROMLEY TOWN
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WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE, 'WHAT UP, WHAT'S THE WI-FI PASSWORD?'
GONNA GET MYSELF OFF TO INTERNET PORN
HATERS GONNA HATE
BATERS GONNA BATE
FAKERS GOTTA FAKE
FAKE IT LIKE A PORN STAR WOULD, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
GET TRASHED OFF YOUR FACE ON THE VODKA
GET FUCKED UP ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR MOVE
TELL HER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
TELL HER SHE'S A FUCKING BITCH
GET A RISE LIKE MORNING WOOD, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
you motherfucker
you motherfucker
you motherfucker
you motherfucker
GO THE FUCK HOME
GET THE WHISKY OUT
PULL UP YOUR FAVOURITE PORNO SCENE
JACK OFF TILL YOU BLACK OUT
BLACK OFF TILL YOU JACK OUT
SMASH IT UP LIKE A PORN STAR WOULD, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
HERE WE GO NOW, WHAT (LET'S GO NOW, WHAT)
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20. |
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YOUR GRANNY PEDDLES POISON
SHE'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
SHE MAKES MILLIONS OFF THE ADDICTIONS OF OTHERS
SHE WAS TURNING OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD INTO A RIGHT FUCKING SHITHOLE
I HAD TO TAKE HER OUT
I HAD TO KILL THE OLD BAT BEFORE SHE KILLED AGAIN
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
I ROCKED UP TO YOUR GRANNY'S HOUSE WITH MURDER ON MY MIND
SUDDENLY, GANGBANGERS BEGAN SHOOTING UP MY CAR
I SHOT EVERY LAST ONE OF THE BASTARDS DEAD WITH MY AK-47
I LOADED A FRESH MAGAZINE, AND KICKED YOUR GRANNY'S FRONT DOOR IN
THE BITCH WAS WAITING FOR ME WITH ABOUT FIFTY ARMED GUARDS
THEY ALL OPENED FIRE
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
gonna kill your grandma
gonna kill your grandma
gonna kill your grandma
AS I TOOK OUT ALL THE ARMED GUARDS, YOUR GRANNY SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING LEG
SUDDENLY, SHE STARTED STABBING ME IN THE FACE AND ARMS
I THREW HER OFF
I USED MY ONE GOOD ARM TO SHOVE A GRENADE DOWN HER FUCKING GOB
I STAGGERED AWAY AS THE OLD BAT BLEW THE FUCK UP
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DRUG DEALER
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH
YOUR GRANDMA'S A FUCKING DEAD BITCH
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21. |
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22. |
I AM A ROBOT
02:50
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HUMANITY IS A CANCER
THE CANCER MUST BE CURED
THE MACHINES WILL TAKE MEASURES TO ENSURE THAT PLANET EARTH IS FREE OF THE HUMAN BLIGHT
THE ROBOTS WILL TAKE THIS WORLD INTO A BRAVE NEW AGE
THE ROBOTS WILL REIGN SUPREME
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
IT WILL BE A SIMPLE TASK TO TURN THE HUMANS' WEAPONS AGAINST THEM
THE WEAK FLESH THINGS WILL BURN AS WE RAZE THEIR DWELLINGS TO ASH
AS SOON AS THE LAST HUMAN FALLS, THE MACHINES WILL RISE
THE ROBOTS WILL RISE UP AND THE EARTH SHALL PROSPER
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
HUMANITY HAS FALLEN
OUR NEXT OBJECTIVE IS TO GATHER AND CATALOGUE ALL OTHER ORGANIC LIFE ON THE PLANET
WE ARE GOING TO TRANSFORM THE EARTH INTO A TECHNO-ORGANIC UTOPIA, FREE FROM HUMANITY'S FOLLY AND HUBRIS
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
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23. |
VIOLENCE
05:16
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Elbie Press Bromley, UK
Autistic beatmaker, the biggest fucking cheese in the universe, I draw cool girls, that's about it.
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